Did that for a while. It was lovely. Parted ways and now I’m struggling with the whole my parents can just walk into my room at any given time because they can pull the “you live here but it’s our house” thing. And they probably would and try to strike a conversation with any girl I had over mid- coitus or not.
Am I the only one who actually wanted some advice on the living at home bit? In the NYC area it’s far too expensive to move out when you’re inundated with loans and such unless you’re making a solid amount of money, not just 22 year olds fresh out of college. I guess the hotel life is really the only way huh?
Well you’re just wrong, my fellow jerseyan. Pork roll egg and cheese on an everything bagel with salt/ pepper/ ketchup until the devil drags my ass back to hell.
To the 23year old 40 year old virgin. Bro no sweat it happens to the best of.. you. Not sure what your story was, be it you had chances to get laid but you had some serious performance anxiety where you got in bed with a girl and just can’t get the deed done because you were nervous or you just never got that far to begin with.. but a girlfriend definitely helps with either of those. Don’t get one solely to give her your V card though, just someone that you actually like and can get really comfortable with that will make being naked around not nerve wracking. Chances are she’s not a virgin and can help walk you through the basics. Godspeed fella.
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Did that for a while. It was lovely. Parted ways and now I’m struggling with the whole my parents can just walk into my room at any given time because they can pull the “you live here but it’s our house” thing. And they probably would and try to strike a conversation with any girl I had over mid- coitus or not.
Am I the only one who actually wanted some advice on the living at home bit? In the NYC area it’s far too expensive to move out when you’re inundated with loans and such unless you’re making a solid amount of money, not just 22 year olds fresh out of college. I guess the hotel life is really the only way huh?
I doubt either of you believe in central jersey so I’m gonna gracefully bow out here.
People don’t know the magic that is pork roll unless they’ve been here or know someone from here that can send the Costco sized log of PR to them
Well you’re just wrong, my fellow jerseyan. Pork roll egg and cheese on an everything bagel with salt/ pepper/ ketchup until the devil drags my ass back to hell.
To the 23year old 40 year old virgin. Bro no sweat it happens to the best of.. you. Not sure what your story was, be it you had chances to get laid but you had some serious performance anxiety where you got in bed with a girl and just can’t get the deed done because you were nervous or you just never got that far to begin with.. but a girlfriend definitely helps with either of those. Don’t get one solely to give her your V card though, just someone that you actually like and can get really comfortable with that will make being naked around not nerve wracking. Chances are she’s not a virgin and can help walk you through the basics. Godspeed fella.
Skiing is only not fun when you’re good at it and you’re skiing with friends who are not.