Two things:
1- Mizzou DID invent homecoming. Fighting Illini can suck it.
2- Of ALL the bars to throw a shout out to in CoMo…you mentioned Willies?! Shame on you.
Chivalry Is Dead: Five Simple Dating Rules For Dudes 2.0:
1- Pay for her food. Don’t take her to a place you can’t afford and then expect her to go halfsies, ESPECIALLY if it’s a first date or a date that YOU invited her on.
2- Open the goddamn door for her.
3- Treat her like a lady not like a piece of ass.
4- Ask questions, listen, and try not to stare at her boobs while she’s talking.
5- Be classy, witty, and charming.
Follow these steps and you’ll be one chivalrous SOB.
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Two things:
1- Mizzou DID invent homecoming. Fighting Illini can suck it.
2- Of ALL the bars to throw a shout out to in CoMo…you mentioned Willies?! Shame on you.
Chivalry Is Dead: Five Simple Dating Rules For Dudes 2.0:
1- Pay for her food. Don’t take her to a place you can’t afford and then expect her to go halfsies, ESPECIALLY if it’s a first date or a date that YOU invited her on.
2- Open the goddamn door for her.
3- Treat her like a lady not like a piece of ass.
4- Ask questions, listen, and try not to stare at her boobs while she’s talking.
5- Be classy, witty, and charming.
Follow these steps and you’ll be one chivalrous SOB.
So funny. So true.