The IT Guy 5 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Over For Dinner Things Todd Does After Graduation: Claire 123 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Things Todd Does After Graduation: Claire
Jesus Christ, DeFries. You’re starting to sound like Girl.
Next thing you know, you’re going to quit your job to do spin class and yoga every day and live off your daddy’s money.
Go fuck yourself
Bro, you’re logged into my VPN. I know you’re not working. PGP and YouTube aren’t working.
Protip: use personal laptop for goofing off. We don’t actively look at that stuff (unless your company is a bunch of bandwidth nazis), but if they ask, we can see it.
10/10 chance that Trey/Theo/WTFE shoots/edits in JPEG instead of RAW because it’s “avant-garde.”
Solely basing this on the fact that Girl booked him.
You’re not wrong.
Hot is the only way to go. Then again, I sit in a data center that’s 65-68 degrees all day, so what do I know.
Actually, you know what, I take that back. This kind of fuckery could only come from a WordPerfect user.
Jesus Christ, Micah. I’m pretty sure you gave Microsoft Word cancer while typing this up.
Confirmed, all 38 likes came from Micah’s IP address. If you’re going to cheat the system, at least do it right man. Use a VPN and change that shit up.
“I’ve read articles in Women’s Day magazine…”
Really Duda? What’s next, Cosmo? Maybe Family Circle?
Now blocking Twitter at the office so no more garbage announcements like this can be made via Twitter.
You disappoint me, William.
Can confirm that recruiters are the best way to go. After months of applications without responses (my industry is notorious for that, go figure) I went through a recruiter and had an offer within about two weeks.
I have sincerely never been happier with a company than I am here. #humblebrag
Takes from a Kentuckian:
1. Have one if it’s your first time, but don’t going all in on them for the day isn’t the move. Mint and Bourbon is much better going down.
2. Bourbon and a cigar are a much better match for your suit. Frat up.
3. Keeneland and the Oaks are a much more enjoyable experience.
Don’t infect my systems and you’ve got nothing to worry about. If I have a problem with what you’re looking at, that’s a You and I conversation unless it becomes a problem.
Side note, everyone watches You tube on Friday afternoon. Why do you think everything is so slow when you’re working feverishly on that last minute project you’ve been putting off for two weeks, but is due by EOB on friday?
Swing by my desk after lunch. I’ll hook you up.
That’s my line, you bastard.
You tend to get more Mikes and Brians in IT, but I’ll let it slide this time.
See if I help you the next time you send a passive-aggressive email to us.