Guys totally feed that fire. For every 1 attention whore, you have 5 guys willing to give her what she wants. I see it on social media, and I see it at the bars. It sickens me.
Obviously I have interests, don’t be dumb. But you are correct, it doesn’t make sense to list them on a resume. I don’t know when that would make sense, maybe for a social media job?
Actually, they are all relevant. Every single internship I have had has been in engineering, each with a ton of projects that each have a specific skill that goes a long with them.
I have no “interest” section, because as an engineer, I cannot afford the time to have interests outside of work. I have the sections dedicated as follows: “skills and abilities”, “experience”, “education”, and “professional associations”.
As my post-grad experience grows, obviously I will drop some of the earlier internships I have done. But as of now, sitting in my first post-grad job, internships are the only credible experiences I have had.
I was taught growing up that chivalry meant being courteous toward women (while still having a backbone), and by those actions, a girl will approach you. Or at least make it obvious enough that asking them out isn’t terrifying. I don’t think chivalry means asking a girl out after 3 solid seconds of eye contact.
The problem with #2 and #3 is that they are close relatives for me. I made a rule to never unfriend any relative 1st cousins or closer, but damn they make it hard to follow.
My romantic life is more like Vinny Testaverde. In college, I was pretty good, considered in the upper echelon. Now graduated, all I do is hop from shitty team to shitty team, disappointed in the results.
I hate hobby recognition gifts. Its the ultimate grandparent gift.
#8 made me LOL. I am going to do that this year.
My cousin is the political pundit. That asshole thinks he’s the next Glenn Beck.
I hate the jewelry stores pushing their terrible taglines down your throat like its 1968. “He went to Jared.” is THE WORST of them all.
27? There are only 2 levels of Six Sigma certification, green and black belts. Sounds like someone sold you the whole rainbow.
Guys totally feed that fire. For every 1 attention whore, you have 5 guys willing to give her what she wants. I see it on social media, and I see it at the bars. It sickens me.
That mustache, though…
It had better reference Conker’s Bad Fur Day.
#12. I can’t count how many times I’ve thought about saying that.
I participated in my draft over the phone while driving, conference call style. The results were not pretty.
“You can’t pick him. He’s been gone since round 3.” “Well, fuck. Just give me best available RB.”
Obviously I have interests, don’t be dumb. But you are correct, it doesn’t make sense to list them on a resume. I don’t know when that would make sense, maybe for a social media job?
Actually, they are all relevant. Every single internship I have had has been in engineering, each with a ton of projects that each have a specific skill that goes a long with them.
I have no “interest” section, because as an engineer, I cannot afford the time to have interests outside of work. I have the sections dedicated as follows: “skills and abilities”, “experience”, “education”, and “professional associations”.
As my post-grad experience grows, obviously I will drop some of the earlier internships I have done. But as of now, sitting in my first post-grad job, internships are the only credible experiences I have had.
I had 5 internships in college. It makes a resume 2 pages pretty quick.
Why is that a thing?
I was taught growing up that chivalry meant being courteous toward women (while still having a backbone), and by those actions, a girl will approach you. Or at least make it obvious enough that asking them out isn’t terrifying. I don’t think chivalry means asking a girl out after 3 solid seconds of eye contact.
“Well, you know the old expression: Nope.” Lost it.
Chemical and Petroleum Engineers. Starting median salary is about $80,000.
Be a nerd, get money, be awkward around women.
The problem with #2 and #3 is that they are close relatives for me. I made a rule to never unfriend any relative 1st cousins or closer, but damn they make it hard to follow.
I’m quite not sure what roughly 25% of those costumes are supposed to be, but I still like them.
My romantic life is more like Vinny Testaverde. In college, I was pretty good, considered in the upper echelon. Now graduated, all I do is hop from shitty team to shitty team, disappointed in the results.