If a girl can’t appreciate a good movie/comedian quote, chances are she’s an uppity bitch that will probably try to stab you in your sleep after she finds out that you dated someone before her.
I like to think that she felt so good about herself after submitting this article, that she immediately did 100 burpies, 50 what’s-it-called’s, 125 box jumps, and then ran a 5k for the KONY2012 initiative. Cause, you know, she’s so much more motivated than non-crossfitters.
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If a girl can’t appreciate a good movie/comedian quote, chances are she’s an uppity bitch that will probably try to stab you in your sleep after she finds out that you dated someone before her.
Looking forward to the sex tape.
Swipe to the left if all of her pictures are from the shoulders up…that means she’s a whale.
You may be on to something here.
I like to think that she felt so good about herself after submitting this article, that she immediately did 100 burpies, 50 what’s-it-called’s, 125 box jumps, and then ran a 5k for the KONY2012 initiative. Cause, you know, she’s so much more motivated than non-crossfitters.
You forgot to turn on your sarcasm font…
KGFC…totally using that one from now on.
YEAH! CROSSFIT IS THE GATEWAY TO A SUCCESSFUL LIFE! #SWOLEHOUSE