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Dave,,,,,hello,,, I’m sorry if this account offends you, it was not meant to come off that way. TexasCuck is not a parody of your wedding fiasco, but more so a representation of all of us in 2017.
Got some enchiladas from Whole Foods sitting at home which means I’ll eat that, drink a few beers, and then decide I need to get some real food from a fine establishment like Canes.
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JUST CONFIRMED VIA SUNDIAL IT IS DEFINITELY FRIDAY. EVERYTHING IN THIS COLUMN CHECKS OUT FACTUALLY AND ASTRONOMICALLY. GOOD SHIT BILLY
Blue mesa happy hour with free unlimited quesadilla bar. You cannot beat catching a buzz and eating dinner all for about $10
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Dave,,,,,hello,,, I’m sorry if this account offends you, it was not meant to come off that way. TexasCuck is not a parody of your wedding fiasco, but more so a representation of all of us in 2017.
I didn’t trust it at first. Had to check my sun dial to confirm it was true.
THIS FRIDAY MORNING SEEMED GREAT UNTIL I REALIZED IT IS IN FACT THURSDAY
You finally pulled it off man. Knew this account had one good comment in it.
Got some enchiladas from Whole Foods sitting at home which means I’ll eat that, drink a few beers, and then decide I need to get some real food from a fine establishment like Canes.
This beautiful story makes me want to go dick first into another relationship just to experience post break up shenanigans again.
ITS HUMP DAY BOYS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ROLL OUTTA BED AND HIT THE HELICOPTER ONE TIME BEFORE YOU GO SIT IN YOUR CUBE ALL DAY YEE YEE
Have you tried alcohol?
This almost hit too close to home. Thank god I dodged that bullet by a couple months.
This guy fucks
If it’s Dallas proper you need to get yourself a bimmer boy. I got a guy in the area that can remove the blinker so you fit in with the rest of us.
HAPPY FRIDAY BILLY
You’re doing something right
What kinda pie
You do what you want when you poppin’
Big if true
Well… I always say it so I have to for this one as well. This guy fucks. No comments please.