Big fan. Been doing this since ’09. Which was back when closing deals was done to prove you were a man, not so you can have a new story on Instagram. God, I miss those days.
First off, Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Secondly, I can see you follow Zac Brown Band on Spotify. You don’t want to start this battle. Lastly, I guess my sarcasm on my original comment was not picked up on.
Know a guy who slept with 100 girls over 6 years in college. Basically one girl every 3 weeks. After that I realized my count was pretty much 1 girl every 2 months. Kinda sad.
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Sounds like it’s time for new friends.
Spotify had to ask me to stop listening to Rolling on repeat 24 hours a day for legal reasons.
It’s that day we like again
If this ain’t me
Looks like I’m blacking out all summer
Honey, I can assure you, teens already think I’m a loser.
Life comes at you fast
Feelin extra thicc today
Big fan. Been doing this since ’09. Which was back when closing deals was done to prove you were a man, not so you can have a new story on Instagram. God, I miss those days.
We really doin this today!!!! Pre workout got me ready to run through a wall. Post workout cold brew + protein gonna put me in outer space.
Just the whole Monday thing. Didn’t believe it at first. I can now confirm it is here and it is very real.
We really doin this today?
I’m going to have what I have for dinner every Friday; beer and tums.
First off, Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Secondly, I can see you follow Zac Brown Band on Spotify. You don’t want to start this battle. Lastly, I guess my sarcasm on my original comment was not picked up on.
You need to add the new DJ Khaled, Chance, lil Wayne, Bieber, and Asahd collab for this to be complete.
Probably gonna have one of the meal preps I made. Either that or pick up pizza. Trying to persuade myself by drinking a few beers in lieu of pizza.
I think I’m gonna have some leftover Chinese and maybe a beer. Jury is still out on the beer for tonight.
Looking at a very nice mamí at the gym and slammin some preworkout.
George fucked
Know a guy who slept with 100 girls over 6 years in college. Basically one girl every 3 weeks. After that I realized my count was pretty much 1 girl every 2 months. Kinda sad.