IT didn’t bother to remove the “Give Away” sticker on my “new” laptop. PGP.

Celebrated my 25th birthday by swapping rental cars to get rid of the under 25 surcharge. PGP.

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

The cookie cutter for $5.29 on the wedding registry was definitely put there with me in mind.

Having over 250 connections on LinkedIn, yet not receiving a single endorsement.

Your alma mater sending an email about saving for your child’s college fund when you graduated last year and are single.

“This online training will take approximately one hour to complete.” Bet I can make it two. PGP.

Separation anxiety because your normal trivia host got transferred to another bar. PGP.

Your boss passive-aggressively signing you up for a time management seminar. PGP.