I guess the best way to describe myself is that I’m that friend you call to confess the things you don’t even want to admit to yourself. You involuntarily came in your pants? I’m here for you. (True story.)
Neither of my parents are even near the six figure mark, so congrats – you’re wealthier than my family. Our family friend owns an oil and gas company and has been beyond gracious to show us the world, and I guess I need to apologize for that.
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Neither of my parents are even near the six figure mark, so congrats – you’re wealthier than my family. Our family friend owns an oil and gas company and has been beyond gracious to show us the world, and I guess I need to apologize for that.
I hate me too, guys.