Got to work early today so I sat in my car until I was late. PGP.

Someone turned off the light when I was still in the bathroom, and I didn’t say anything just so I could have some time alone. PGP.

Parking in the same spot everyday…at the back of the lot. PGP.

Too old to be wild and free but too young to be over the hill. PGP.

Pretending to be disappointed when your annoying cubicle neighbor gets relocated. PGP.