This was more than a little painful to read, way close to home. Thanks for basically calling me out CFA. A sailor who isnt mine (wish he was) just came back from deployment. He hasn’t sent me even 3 messages since the sub surfaced, but we used to talk all the time. He said while still abroad that he would visit. Time to lay my cards out and maybe thank him for his service.
Poor take: literally every American man I’ve ever slept with is awful in bed. The stories are usually met with terror and “no please don’t tell me it gets worse” and it always does. Downvote me all you want, it took a foreigner to get me off. Sad.
Committed a massive sin: out of coffee creamer. Work wife is coming in clutch though, she uses ice cream as a substitute for creamer. @theRealJesus bless that woman.
Last night was a total disappointment, a complete and utter failure. Looking forward to dominating a tub of extreme moose tracks ice cream by myself tonight while I watch Shameless.
By whatever kind of luck I have, another happening has agreed to display my work. Time to pump out as much art as possible before September, because everything before now is getting thrown in a pyre.
Yesterday a coworker admitted he considers another gal and I his squad and it meant enough that I was 20 minutes early to work and picked up cold brews. Ya girl is gonna knock it out of the park today.
Its completely worthwhile to begin the series from the beginning, you realize Will started out as a shitty writer. (Not stylistically, he just leaves a lot of unresolved cliffhangers like an asshole)
Depends on which shit you’re talking about, because randomly I started knocking all sorts of things into the toilet (glasses, nail clippers, tweezers) and now I’m a proud member of #TeamLidDown because no one should have to go through that trauma
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This was more than a little painful to read, way close to home. Thanks for basically calling me out CFA. A sailor who isnt mine (wish he was) just came back from deployment. He hasn’t sent me even 3 messages since the sub surfaced, but we used to talk all the time. He said while still abroad that he would visit. Time to lay my cards out and maybe thank him for his service.
I need more vibrators
Poor take: literally every American man I’ve ever slept with is awful in bed. The stories are usually met with terror and “no please don’t tell me it gets worse” and it always does. Downvote me all you want, it took a foreigner to get me off. Sad.
* Definitely better at oral, can confirm. Hit the submit button mid dropping phone. Y’all need an edit button.
Foreigners are defini
Maybe quit fucking around and do better
Wait have you actually done this or just heard about it? Asking for a friend
Managed to peel skin off of my hands via stuck paint caps yesterday, really not looking forward to doing shit today.
Committed a massive sin: out of coffee creamer. Work wife is coming in clutch though, she uses ice cream as a substitute for creamer. @theRealJesus bless that woman.
“Can you come in two hours early tomorrow?” PGP
I’m either going to find someone to help with 6/9 shenanigans or I’m going to eat an entire family sized bag of Cheetos solo. I’ll decide in the uber.
Last night was a total disappointment, a complete and utter failure. Looking forward to dominating a tub of extreme moose tracks ice cream by myself tonight while I watch Shameless.
Gotta pretend to give a shit for 8 hours, then watch the Preds game tonight
By whatever kind of luck I have, another happening has agreed to display my work. Time to pump out as much art as possible before September, because everything before now is getting thrown in a pyre.
Yesterday a coworker admitted he considers another gal and I his squad and it meant enough that I was 20 minutes early to work and picked up cold brews. Ya girl is gonna knock it out of the park today.
Its completely worthwhile to begin the series from the beginning, you realize Will started out as a shitty writer. (Not stylistically, he just leaves a lot of unresolved cliffhangers like an asshole)
Depends on which shit you’re talking about, because randomly I started knocking all sorts of things into the toilet (glasses, nail clippers, tweezers) and now I’m a proud member of #TeamLidDown because no one should have to go through that trauma
My body is still in Central European time, and combined with mega seasonal allergies I’m in the same “awake too damn early” boat.
A coworker has a relationship exactly like Todd and Girl’s, watching them argue is a guilty pleasure
You’ve earned it, enjoy