Squints

An enthusiastic kid at heart, I'm passionate about properly taking care of my hairline, having an inappropriate amount of DVR series recordings, and pretending to be a beer snob. Still on my quest to find my irresistible lifeguard dream girl who can rock the one-piece bathing suit. Hit me up on MySpace.

Member Since 04/14/2015

Former MLB Journeyman Earns $1 Million From Mets Every July Until 2035

Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, for finally providing us with some refreshing voices on a sensitive adult topic. The kid in the green shirt steals the show — a true straight shooter.

Jimmy Kimmel Has Kids Explain Gay Marriage

Eighteenth Century America Drank Way More Cold Ones Than We Do

Good for Conan for getting Marshawn to cut up and enjoy himself a little bit. I can only imagine the paycheck size and amount of free candy he gets for his endorsement.

Marshawn Lynch Performs Signature Touchdown Leap Into Tub Full Of Skittles On Conan

America’s Favorite Lefty Phil Mickelson Allegedly Linked To Illegal Gambling Case

Top-Tier Music Producer Blew All His Money And A Ton Of Coke

Be careful out there, kids.

People Just Eating It This Summer

More than any woman of our time, Amy Poehler really does age like fine wine.

Amy Poehler Makes Fantastic Surprise Appearance For ‘Really?!’ Reunion With Seth Meyers

That IPA You Love Probably Won’t Give You Man Boobs

Nationals’ Gonzalez Earns Beard Sponsorship From Wahl