Just found out I have to come in the Friday after Thanksgiving. Can’t wait. PGP.

Just lost the company an $11,000 sale because my Canadian client thought the event was in May instead of October. In two weeks. We’ve been talking since June. PGP.

Just ate Taco Bell…sober…alone at my desk…PGP.

If I hear the phrase “Just another day in paradise,” I’m going to kill someone.

Audibly saying “What the hell do you want” when you see an annoying customer call in #PGP