I would have sex with every single moderately attractive girl I come into contact with if given the chance. That being said, we can be just friends, but I might still think about having sex with you sometimes, it’s just how guys are wired.
To everyone thinking of not going as hard as they can on their bachelors party. Imagine you are 40 years old with a cold wife that hardly puts old, three screaming kids, and a job you hate. One of the few times you’ll actually have a genuine smile is remembering the shit you and your boys used to get into
I mean this in the nicest possible way.. I think you need to get your ass kicked. Seriously. I think really getting your shit rocked would really help ground you as an individual.
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Corn fed cattle get a lot fatter than grass fed, gotta love that marbling son.
Holy shit spoiler alert man.
Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’.
I work for Monsanto, and have been in the industry for awhile. What do you want to know?
My wife goes through this same thought process if I don’t text her back in 5 minutes
Toni Lahren has a job because I would low key murder a family of five to put my wiener in her.
Yeah, except your competition is other in shape soon to be doctors.
Not sure where you’re going with that one big guy but seems like you’re really putting in an effort.
This was good stuff. What do you specialize in?
I cannot imagine how much I would crush at the bars if I told girls I worked at Instagram.
Not sure why we’re using Rihanna and Drake as the gold standard for what a relationship should be, but maybe I’m just old.
I would have sex with every single moderately attractive girl I come into contact with if given the chance. That being said, we can be just friends, but I might still think about having sex with you sometimes, it’s just how guys are wired.
This is what dreams are made of
Build your own six pack is where it’s at.
To everyone thinking of not going as hard as they can on their bachelors party. Imagine you are 40 years old with a cold wife that hardly puts old, three screaming kids, and a job you hate. One of the few times you’ll actually have a genuine smile is remembering the shit you and your boys used to get into
I mean this in the nicest possible way.. I think you need to get your ass kicked. Seriously. I think really getting your shit rocked would really help ground you as an individual.
Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’
This gives me hope
I think I’d rather live in a van by the river than live with my parents in Jersey
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