Sex at a BnB is overrated. Nothing like going down to the community breakfast to be meet with looks of judgement from people who heard your 1960s bed make noises all night through the paper thin walls.
Going to a wedding in Oct. It’s my Ex’s wedding, I’m in her bridal party, I’ve hooked up or dated everyone else in the bridal party with the exception of her much younger sister.
I’m bringing a date because I wanna watch the world burn.
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Sex at a BnB is overrated. Nothing like going down to the community breakfast to be meet with looks of judgement from people who heard your 1960s bed make noises all night through the paper thin walls.
Sometimes the set is as important as the spike
What about condoms?
“You don’t want to catch these hands”
“You don’t want to catch these farts”
Only nerds fall… (Source, also ten year old me)
It would be a lot cooler if you did…. Like him that is
Yes, but is it a date?
Down vote me to oblivion, he threw no picks, converted every third down he played, and got a ring
As an Eagles fan I maintain that Lorenzen was the most effective QB on the Giants roster
Unless you have to go to Europe, or Asia, or Africa…
Hey at least you didn’t leave the house in sock and sandals again
You’re a broke boi if you’re not using your CSR Priority Pass for lounge access
I’m a bridesman, I’ll stand where ever she tells me, with a smug smile.
Sometimes group dates turn into an Eiffel Tower
Don’t sleep on Kendall, she might stuff you
KP13
Sometimes when you shoot your shot, it’s a flaming shot and you might… are definitely getting burned.
Is this the new “Sup?”
Asking for a friend
Going to a wedding in Oct. It’s my Ex’s wedding, I’m in her bridal party, I’ve hooked up or dated everyone else in the bridal party with the exception of her much younger sister.
I’m bringing a date because I wanna watch the world burn.
We talking paid with Chase points?