And if you’re not in Portland or Seattle but you do live in DC you can come to my apartment. Just wait in a line out the door for me to overcharge you for bottomless mimos and cold brews with eggs beni (obvi) as I purposely pronounce you name wrong. You’ll feel so basic all your friends will totally be jelly.
I’m definitely the minority here, but living on the boat together I know they all sync up like an iPhone the second week of the month and we go to “Code Red”
Advertise
Can’t wait, this is going to be killer
Grandex is cheap enough to let us crowd fund it…
Can you wear these year round? Asking for a friend
Literally. Didn’t PBR and Natty Bo both get acquired by Ambev or whatever? When Natty Bo brewing left Baltimore it never tasted the same
Try the Dels Lemonade summer version. It’s a shandy for people with crippling student debt
What bothers me the most is the Naragansett. Can’t the hipsters leave the blue collar working man one decent cheap beer?
So yeah mom looks like my SAT scores were your fault…
“So did Patrick lose his virginity to you?”
“nappenin'”- You need to hang out with Caroline less.
If I was in the emergency room I’d hope to see a doctor
You know what they say, sell the news.
And I thought buying Restoration Hardware furniture had me by the balls
Hold the stock a few more months man. Sell on the holiday and release hype. Then stock up on Alibaba to make Jack Ma even richer.
Guys it’s 2016 if Apple wants to identify as having no holes who are we to judge them?
Do you think they know Will?
Hey! Are you Seth Rogen? – Every basic girl there…
Never stop shooting
And if you’re not in Portland or Seattle but you do live in DC you can come to my apartment. Just wait in a line out the door for me to overcharge you for bottomless mimos and cold brews with eggs beni (obvi) as I purposely pronounce you name wrong. You’ll feel so basic all your friends will totally be jelly.
I’m definitely the minority here, but living on the boat together I know they all sync up like an iPhone the second week of the month and we go to “Code Red”
Is being a Mayflower descendant a big deal for getting into Country Clubs or something? I thought you just had to be Jewish. Asking for a friend