The office vending machine always running out of Diet Coke before anything else. PGP.

Having a catalogue of excuses for why you were late. PGP.

Having nothing to contribute to your older coworkers’ conversation about their favorite authors. PGP.

Shutting your office door when you hear someone’s kids were brought into work. PGP.

The weather doesn’t matter, because it’s always the same temperature in your office. PGP.

Looking forward to jury duty. PGP.

Getting stage fright at the urinal next to your boss. PGP.

Thinking “they probably don’t have a real job” when seeing someone your age that is in great physical shape. PGP.

Telling your friends not to tag you in any Facebook pictures because you lied to your coworkers about being sick on Friday. PGP.

Air conditioner battles with coworkers. PGP.