Who’s going to own the action item on this? PGP

Always being told things are about to “ramp up” next week. PGP

Stopped for a bagel on my way to work. Someone brought bagels in for the office. PGP

“Sorry for the confusion.”

Management announced we’re hiring two new associates. We only have one empty office. PGP.

When literally the only thing your boss does is forward emails. PGP.

Walking around the office holding a meaningless document to make it look like you’re busy. PGP.

Having a false sense of job security because you’re in the office fantasy football league. PGP.

Offering to drive your coworkers to lunch, and then remembering that your backseat is covered with fast food wrappers. PGP.