If I post a black and white photo, how will the guys ever know I’m a ginger and that I have no soul? Better to warn them ahead of time so they know what they’re getting into.
Once did an ass out hug to end an awkward date with a guy I never wanted to see again and instead of taking the hint he pulled me in super close and whispered in my ear how great of a time he had. Still have nightmares about it
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I think a prequel to Girl was started, but only lasted a couple of articles
Top notch, right in the feels as always Madoff.
LiveNation is selling $20 tickets for a ton of summer concerts until May 9th. No excuse not to hop on that deal.
I know you’re not new here. Do better.
Too bad they didn’t decide to skip yoga in lieu of going to Fyre Fest
Came for the Instagram, and can’t even charge their phones. I love irony.
No. He is not that smart.
This proves Todd is still the little bitch in the relationship
This is some of your best work deFries
If I post a black and white photo, how will the guys ever know I’m a ginger and that I have no soul? Better to warn them ahead of time so they know what they’re getting into.
Still pissed they took off Bob’s Burgers
Once did an ass out hug to end an awkward date with a guy I never wanted to see again and instead of taking the hint he pulled me in super close and whispered in my ear how great of a time he had. Still have nightmares about it
Crushing a burrito bowl and a side of queso tonight. Possibly livin the #marglife because Mondays suck
Never apologize for posting puppy pictures
She used clearly obnoxious examples here to make her point. Don’t think it’s fair to label her a “bitter single lady” over that
Chick-fil-a is way too low on this list.
I think you missed the word “fictional” in there. Maybe that will help straighten out your thinking.
I bought a box of Gushers the other day and I’m not ashamed.
I think I love you Crick
The stock photo just shows you all you need about your trash pizza. New York style or GTFO
audibly gasped