My primary care physician is younger than me… PGP.

Dying a little bit inside every time I answer the “what was your dream job as a child” security question.

My one goal at work is to go this whole day without anyone finding out it’s my birthday.

I flirted with a 48-year-old divorcee today. PGP.

Finally understanding the real meaning of “everybody’s working for the weekend”

The laughter that follows after telling a coworker what you actually majored in college.

Watching a male coworker get a progressively fatter dad body after his wife has their first baby. PGP.