I used to work here. Fuck you, all of you whining assholes. Jesus, get a collective life. And fuck your safe space. It’s gone now, and so are your protective nannies who used to wipe your asses and kiss your booboos and tell you everything will be OK. Life’s a bitch and you damn well better get used to it.
So Eric is talking like Kevin Malone now?
Is this the Rob Benson who was in the movie Jeremy?
Burn!
I can tell that I already occupy a lot of space in your head. How long before I take over the whole thing?
I’m going to buy a plastic tree, then assemble it in the parking lot and drive home with it tied to the top of my car.
This account was a good idea for about 15 minutes.
I’d be happy to take the back seat on Emily Whatshername if you know what I mean.
The best gift you can give your parents is Forgiveness for ruining your life.
Why don’t you grab yourself by your pussy.
Another act that’s beyond its Use By date.
Which one of the middle schoolers were you stalking?
Ex Cop’s cover of “Wonderful Christmas Time” deserves to be on this list.
Just stop.
Anyone who says “decishh” deserves to have more broken than just an elbow.
lol
Surprised you didn’t run into your religious grandparents doing the same thing.
You forgot to say “lol” lol
Nerd!
How will I live until December 17?
The big news is that I didn’t puke yesterday until my mom slid the cranberry sauce out of the can.