In the immortal words of Charlie Brown,
“I just don’t understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed”
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t usually judge people based off “dates”. I reserve my opinions for when we eventually get to the picking something to watch on netflix/hbo stage.
That being said its easy to waste 2-3 months getting to this point just to realize you don’t actually have any chemistry.
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a very millennial new year.
Power Play: just die alone.
lol
If I am a college graduate who doesn’t know how relationships work, is that still cool?
Is this why none of my home town lady friends want to hang out with me?
Aren’t there ways to murder someone without blood? Like cutting break lines or poisoning random food?
My physiological need to solve problems is really flaring up right now.
I only summer sausage, otherwise I get meat sweats.
sup?
My mulled wine recipe only calls for one mug. :,)
Shots on me anytime! (As long as its an open bar)
So I should stop using “I love you” as my goto tinder pick up line?
Reads just like my life except for the part where she decides to stay.
Just thinking about this is going to give me panic episodes all day.
Call me old fashioned, but if someone tried a standing straddle on date number 2 I’m pretty sure I would end whatever was going on.
sup?
“the perfect man will tumble from the heaven’s adorned with a sparkly bow and perfectly chiseled abs.”
oh, never mind.
When reading Netflix additions reminds you just how alone you truly are. PGP
In the immortal words of Charlie Brown,
“I just don’t understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed”
The strikes thing was just a joke.
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t usually judge people based off “dates”. I reserve my opinions for when we eventually get to the picking something to watch on netflix/hbo stage.
That being said its easy to waste 2-3 months getting to this point just to realize you don’t actually have any chemistry.
I think the take away is somewhere along the lines of, don’t try to be an idealized stereotype.
but also live *clap* your *clap* best *clap* life.
What happened to 3 strikes and you’re out?