Catching your belt loop on the door handle and ripping it clean off. PGP.

Having Mexican for lunch, with margaritas, leading to an afternoon full of unproductive internet browsing. PGP.

Trying to keep your birthday a secret from coworkers to avoid awkward hugs, gifts, parties, etc. PGP.

Being the only one drinking at lunch. PGP.

Not being caught up on Breaking Bad. PGP.

Working harder at not working than you would if you were actually doing something productive. PGP.

Passing your problems on down the coworker totem pole. PGP.

Co-workers expecting you to get something done on Fridays. PGP.