Yeah. The hipsters would also love to tell you about which beers are the best and what music you should listen to. Have fun with that. Say hi to Kendra.
If she brought it up, she wanted to remind you. If she reminded you, she feels the same way. If she feels the same way, she’s hoping to get some from you. #logic
On a side note, I’m feeling a little star struck right now since you responded to my comment. Now I know how it feels when a celebrity responds to a peasant’s tweet.
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“Ooh, and can I have a piece of the gluten-free zucchini bread? By the way, I like your skinny tie.”
-Kendra
She’s hot enough to justify the crazy, so that’s good.
Yeah. The hipsters would also love to tell you about which beers are the best and what music you should listen to. Have fun with that. Say hi to Kendra.
“Bitter like the triple IPA’s”
*chuckles then smirks*
GO. AWAY.
If she brought it up, she wanted to remind you. If she reminded you, she feels the same way. If she feels the same way, she’s hoping to get some from you. #logic
She hot?
That’s Morning T Boost shit right there.
“Ah, not much. Just hung around.”
Translation: “Went to the bar Friday night hoping to find a hookup. Struck out. Went home drunk and alone. Same thing Saturday night.”
12oz curls?
Go away.
I believe we found a Gym Douche.
Damn, now I want some Raising Canes.
Go away.
9. A friend who is willing to pull a throwback college bender.
The older I get, the harder it is to recognize my old friends.
I understand that parents are proud of their kids, I don’t understand why they think a 20-something is wanting a reason to be proud of the kid.
Bringing your phone into a bathroom without WiFi or reception is the work equivalent of a scratch off.
But coming to the realization that you’re a hipster isn’t hipster.
Go away.
I see nothing wrong with this.
Bless your little heart.
On a side note, I’m feeling a little star struck right now since you responded to my comment. Now I know how it feels when a celebrity responds to a peasant’s tweet.