It’s normally always a no-go but I’ve come to find that if you ask the bartender to add an ice cube in the cup then VOILA! it’s no longer a “shot”. 60% of the time it works every time.
Uber and Lyft are great but grabbed a cab the other night because I didn’t want to wait for the Lyft. Gave the cabbie the address and we didn’t speak to each other the rest of the ride. Got to hand it to the guy, he knew where he was going and not stumbling through GPS directions and getting lost. Also almost smoked this pedestrian who had the audacity to think about crossing the street. Arrived in record time. It was fantastic.
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It’s normally always a no-go but I’ve come to find that if you ask the bartender to add an ice cube in the cup then VOILA! it’s no longer a “shot”. 60% of the time it works every time.
Well Eric is a grown man who wears boxers so none of this is shocking.
This has to be fake, right? And what the fuck is a soda hat?
I love going out with my buddies as much as the next guy, but if I ever yell “Boys night!”, I hope someone takes a baseball bat to my head.
Lighten the fuck up one time for me, guy.
Girl being an absolute dragon in the sack is the only explanation for why Todd deals with her bullshit
USA! USA! USA!
Uber and Lyft are great but grabbed a cab the other night because I didn’t want to wait for the Lyft. Gave the cabbie the address and we didn’t speak to each other the rest of the ride. Got to hand it to the guy, he knew where he was going and not stumbling through GPS directions and getting lost. Also almost smoked this pedestrian who had the audacity to think about crossing the street. Arrived in record time. It was fantastic.
“Not to be Johnny Raincloud, but we’re still trapped down here.”
“He’ll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby’s out of here.”
– Harry Doyle
Welp, looks at the bright side, only 40 more years till retirement!
Be sure to use this every time you answer your work phone.
“Talk to me, Goose”
No excuses, play like a champion.
An influx of millennial “ass men” is destroying hooters? I almost thought it was the sub-par wings, warm beer, and shitty service. The more you know…
“How bout them O’s”
100% approve of this message. Unless it’s the pool, don’t invite me anywhere without AC during August in Houston.
Have to*….sorry dealing with the monday scaries like you read about
Agreed. If you’re going to commit to a Sunday Funday, you have the whole-ass it.
The jeans with flip flops youth pastor look has got to go.
Grow up, Kenny Chesney.