MY DAY IS MOSTLY UP IN THE AIR, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE. THE CAFFEINE IS GOING TO TAKE ME TO SOMEPLACE WARM, A PLACE WHERE THE BEER FLOWS LIKE WINE; A PLACE WHERE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN INSTINCTIVELY FLOCK LIKE THE SALMON OF CAPISTRANO.
DOWNED TWO COLD BREWS FROM PURE EXCITEMENT BECAUSE IT MIGHT HIT 70 TODAY HERE IN MICHIGAN. THAT’S UNNATURAL AND COME 9AM, MY CAFFEINE LEVELS WILL BE TOO. GONNA HIGH-FIVE THE SUN AFTER MY STAFF MEETING.
A college buddy was upset he didn’t get invited to another’s wedding when a lot of our old circle did. Outside of a few group get-together others facilitated over the years, they had talked maybe a handful of times in the 5 years since we graduated. And the friend getting married STILL felt bad about it. Let it go people! Everything will be ok!
I run head to head with no playoffs. Reduces the odds of a runaway root season that gets people frustrated and disinterested, but you don’t have one week determining 5 months of work.
Slugged down half a pot this AM and today is pay day; time to finesse this summer’s big project plan into a silky smooth work of art. High-octane wishes to all!
There’s NO way Kristina is just a straight up lovely, decent person, is there? I mean, they filter those out, right? RIGHT?! Goddammit Kristina. Don’t do this to us.
Really makes you wonder what good Toto’s blessings did over there.
GOD SPEED AND GOOD FORTUNE
MY DAY IS MOSTLY UP IN THE AIR, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE. THE CAFFEINE IS GOING TO TAKE ME TO SOMEPLACE WARM, A PLACE WHERE THE BEER FLOWS LIKE WINE; A PLACE WHERE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN INSTINCTIVELY FLOCK LIKE THE SALMON OF CAPISTRANO.
Scotch, and more chili. This big ole pot of laziness gets better with each day that passes.
All of life is a quest to find maximum possible carbonation. I hope, before I die, to get the bends from a beverage.
DOWNED TWO COLD BREWS FROM PURE EXCITEMENT BECAUSE IT MIGHT HIT 70 TODAY HERE IN MICHIGAN. THAT’S UNNATURAL AND COME 9AM, MY CAFFEINE LEVELS WILL BE TOO. GONNA HIGH-FIVE THE SUN AFTER MY STAFF MEETING.
A college buddy was upset he didn’t get invited to another’s wedding when a lot of our old circle did. Outside of a few group get-together others facilitated over the years, they had talked maybe a handful of times in the 5 years since we graduated. And the friend getting married STILL felt bad about it. Let it go people! Everything will be ok!
I run head to head with no playoffs. Reduces the odds of a runaway root season that gets people frustrated and disinterested, but you don’t have one week determining 5 months of work.
Chili. Had the day off and got this bad boy going on the slow simmer a little after lunch.
First the Double Down, and now the Chizza. They must have a hell of an office suggestion box at KFC.
Slugged down half a pot this AM and today is pay day; time to finesse this summer’s big project plan into a silky smooth work of art. High-octane wishes to all!
There’s NO way Kristina is just a straight up lovely, decent person, is there? I mean, they filter those out, right? RIGHT?! Goddammit Kristina. Don’t do this to us.
Split an Awesome Blossom, crush the deal.
Nick digging into Kristina’s most painful life moment(s) was like watching a child take the lid off a can of paint in a mixer and setting it on high.
Holy fuck, Dave. WOOOOO!
Homemade veggie pizza, Bachelor, and enough red wine to greatly inconvenience but not quite incapacitate me tomorrow.
Macomb County is terrible, so in a semi-awful way, I enjoy their being told to remain full of shit.
Bag of frozen brussel sprouts. Don’t feel like going to the grocery store. Fuck it?
Dark Roast & Coast. The strongest of moves.
“Have this glass of D-Con and please go die”
Cheesy goddamn pasta. I see you, Corrine.