Mr. Incredible has a lot to teach, so listen up young ones. Baby fever = I’ll basically let you do anything so long as I can look myself in the mirror after I’ve rolled into an egg and laid on my back for 15 – 20 minutes.
I think what you’re saying is it’s all about intent. Everyone knows when someone is giving them a hard time versus trying to make them look or feel bad. ELE. Everybody Love Everybody!
Pretty sure the Twins won a World Series. And does Buffalo count with a football and hockey team only? Sorry, hockey fans but most people don’t care about you.
Does San Diego even have fans though?
The Cleveland joke was so easy because A: The city is such a shithole, and B: The fans never shut the fuck up and bring it upon themselves since it’s the only attention they’ll ever get.
Marley and Me was on a few weeks back. Cried like a baby while my dog curled up on the couch with me. I’ve never clearly (read: not through tears) seen the end because “You’re a good dog.” Just sends me over the edge.
If it’s your girlfriends’ friend and her bf is cool it’s a great way to get a semi-regular golf outing set up. The girlfriends after a few glasses of wine, “Oh, you guys like golf? You should totally play sometime.” Segue that into a once a month round and you’ve got a few free Saturdays until it gets cold again.
Agreed. And not keeping a toothbrush at her place means you might have to share hers, which is disgusting. I’m married and refuse to share a toothbrush.
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This girl definitely does not give blow jobs. For free.
Mr. Incredible has a lot to teach, so listen up young ones. Baby fever = I’ll basically let you do anything so long as I can look myself in the mirror after I’ve rolled into an egg and laid on my back for 15 – 20 minutes.
I imagine the sex portion of the honeymoon is a lot like the newlyweds in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I think what you’re saying is it’s all about intent. Everyone knows when someone is giving them a hard time versus trying to make them look or feel bad. ELE. Everybody Love Everybody!
Pretty sure the Twins won a World Series. And does Buffalo count with a football and hockey team only? Sorry, hockey fans but most people don’t care about you.
I think America should decide to keep it in Ohio and give the honor to Cincinnati.
Does San Diego even have fans though?
The Cleveland joke was so easy because A: The city is such a shithole, and B: The fans never shut the fuck up and bring it upon themselves since it’s the only attention they’ll ever get.
At least you’ll be the first of your friends to go bald, Hipster.
**Congratulations?
Also, so peeing in butts TFM, peeing out of your butt PGP? Got it
Corgis are great. Wife convinced me we should get one and it’s the best decision we ever made.
**spewed
That sounds pretty good, actually. I’m still trying to accept the fact I legitimately enjoyed Subway for lunch today.
Marley and Me was on a few weeks back. Cried like a baby while my dog curled up on the couch with me. I’ve never clearly (read: not through tears) seen the end because “You’re a good dog.” Just sends me over the edge.
I respect the hell out of any military man and his wife / girlfriend, but good luck after about the second week of his deployment.
If it’s your girlfriends’ friend and her bf is cool it’s a great way to get a semi-regular golf outing set up. The girlfriends after a few glasses of wine, “Oh, you guys like golf? You should totally play sometime.” Segue that into a once a month round and you’ve got a few free Saturdays until it gets cold again.
Agreed. And not keeping a toothbrush at her place means you might have to share hers, which is disgusting. I’m married and refuse to share a toothbrush.
Some maniacal inbreds call them Cozies.
I’d say go Chaco if you’re willing and able to pay the higher price.
We once lost to the Air Force JV team 22 – 1. Talk about feeling like a completely worthless piece of shit….