I was torn last night on whether or not I wanted DeVry Guy to show up and “Jansport” Chad, or if it would be better for all mankind to allow him to drown in his own vomit.
It’s like George’s toupee. As a proud wearer of real glasses, I’ll give you a few warnings in private before making you look like the douche you are in public.
Everyone knows those glasses are fake, just like they’ll know yours are fake. This will seem like a good idea until one of you drunk buddies says, “You know this guy wears fake fucking glasses, right?” to a group of girls you’re all trying to hit on.
How’d you know my wife and I share a laptop while occupying the loveseat at our neighborhood coffee shop every Saturday morning? This, of course, is after I order for her, she orders for me, and we decide (as usual…) to share a chocolate croissant.
I was happily on the real train all season, but that dress last night made me think otherwise. However, one boob looked to be bigger than the other, which would indicate real. All I know for certain is Bachelor in Paradise starts in roughly eight hours and I’ll be tuning in to watch Evan and Chad.
Dorn, Dave and Will all independently read “local celebrities who need to present a strong public appearance” while quietly smiling and nodding their heads, knowing Recruitment Chair had them in mind while writing that paragraph.
Easiest way is to par boil in sugared water (no salt necessary) then finish on hot grill for char marks. Comes off so sweet I don’t even salt / butter mine.
It would have a huge impact. The primary sponsors are all American, as well as the television crews. Obviously each country has their own journalists there, but I believe (and I may be totally wrong) NBC provides the video footage worldwide.
Before doing this every couple should be required to ask their parents how many times they’ve watched their wedding video. The answer will invariably be somewhere between zero and two, which will remind the parents they have a mere two days before the last VCR ever is made if they plan on converting that dusty old VHS to anything that can be watched after August 1.
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God dammit, Will. I’m too busy this morning to read 44 pages.
I think this is solely to redirect capital in an attempt to stay relevant and compete with Under Armor.
Chances she requests to speak to the manager about removing the avocado toast from the bill: Hunnid.
On the next Touching Base: Who was the bigger shithead in 7th grade – Duda v Dave
Enjoyed the self deprecating tone as opposed to self loathing. You got a little dark last week.
That is one depressing place to get group fired. Panda Express or Au Bon Pain for the last meal?
I was torn last night on whether or not I wanted DeVry Guy to show up and “Jansport” Chad, or if it would be better for all mankind to allow him to drown in his own vomit.
It’s like George’s toupee. As a proud wearer of real glasses, I’ll give you a few warnings in private before making you look like the douche you are in public.
Everyone knows those glasses are fake, just like they’ll know yours are fake. This will seem like a good idea until one of you drunk buddies says, “You know this guy wears fake fucking glasses, right?” to a group of girls you’re all trying to hit on.
How’d you know my wife and I share a laptop while occupying the loveseat at our neighborhood coffee shop every Saturday morning? This, of course, is after I order for her, she orders for me, and we decide (as usual…) to share a chocolate croissant.
I was happily on the real train all season, but that dress last night made me think otherwise. However, one boob looked to be bigger than the other, which would indicate real. All I know for certain is Bachelor in Paradise starts in roughly eight hours and I’ll be tuning in to watch Evan and Chad.
Those nudes of his wife would indicate they don’t agree on this particular issue.
Dorn, Dave and Will all independently read “local celebrities who need to present a strong public appearance” while quietly smiling and nodding their heads, knowing Recruitment Chair had them in mind while writing that paragraph.
Wait, y’all consider yourselves to be news reporters?
Easiest way is to par boil in sugared water (no salt necessary) then finish on hot grill for char marks. Comes off so sweet I don’t even salt / butter mine.
Does Duda dress annoyingly consciously or unconsciously?
It would have a huge impact. The primary sponsors are all American, as well as the television crews. Obviously each country has their own journalists there, but I believe (and I may be totally wrong) NBC provides the video footage worldwide.
The HBO Real Sports episode that came out recently is a real eye opener. IOC might be competing with FIFA for most corrupt sports organization.
So I shouldn’t watch this before my annual performance review, which starts in roughly 24 minutes?
Was wondering he kissed you on the cheek walking off 18….
Before doing this every couple should be required to ask their parents how many times they’ve watched their wedding video. The answer will invariably be somewhere between zero and two, which will remind the parents they have a mere two days before the last VCR ever is made if they plan on converting that dusty old VHS to anything that can be watched after August 1.