My work wife is a 55 year-old accountant with two kids in their 20’s. Trying to transition over to hot 30 year-old personal assistant, which would make real wife upset, but oh well. PGP
As to counter offers, making more money (unless it’s a shit ton) feels good twice a month – the 1st and the 15th – and even that quickly goes away. Every other day at your job still fucking sucks.
Hell, organize and update your contacts while you’re bored at work one day. You get to make the clack-clacky typing sound so people think you’re busy, and what boss doesn’t want an employee building a professional network. My boss gets angry if I go to a function and don’t come back with cards.
My 10 year playoff beard anniversary is this year. My then-girlfriend now-wife ended up liking it, and now is pend roughly $20 per year on shaving products. Win-win.
I agree with you on this one. See the final episode of “Hello Ladies” for a more entertaining explanation. Hell, you should watch the whole series – it was hilarious. AG here in Texas, by the way.
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deFries, your tone of voice is so on point with these they’re hard to read.
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A Wilson vs. Mr. Feeney battle royale for 90’s life lesson supremacy? I wouldn’t hate that one bit.
I watch her cooking show just to get my 30 minutes of TAT time each week.
Mr. Feeney all day every day. And Topanga dead last? Shots fired.
You’re giving “Things Girls Do After Graduation” a real run for its money. Well done here.
My work wife is a 55 year-old accountant with two kids in their 20’s. Trying to transition over to hot 30 year-old personal assistant, which would make real wife upset, but oh well. PGP
As to counter offers, making more money (unless it’s a shit ton) feels good twice a month – the 1st and the 15th – and even that quickly goes away. Every other day at your job still fucking sucks.
Hell, organize and update your contacts while you’re bored at work one day. You get to make the clack-clacky typing sound so people think you’re busy, and what boss doesn’t want an employee building a professional network. My boss gets angry if I go to a function and don’t come back with cards.
I think I know who’s pulling up the rear in the Grandex league this year…….
I wish I worked with enough dudes to have an office league. PGP
My 10 year playoff beard anniversary is this year. My then-girlfriend now-wife ended up liking it, and now is pend roughly $20 per year on shaving products. Win-win.
Came to the comments first. Thank you for answering my unasked question. This shit is getting awful.
VI. Don’t worry about getting yourself laid – it’s all about your boy.
I agree with you on this one. See the final episode of “Hello Ladies” for a more entertaining explanation. Hell, you should watch the whole series – it was hilarious. AG here in Texas, by the way.
I have mixed emotions since based on your username I assume you’re a female.
Management having final say on your work. PGP
Why is your article picture of Lucas Oil in Indy and not Gillette? Not complaining, just curious.
Hate to be that guy, but there are a good number of local summer theater companies in Montana that attract college theater majors.
It’s all about quantifying what you qualify.