This got me pumped for momma Rico’s visit to town this weekend. Free food, trip to the farmer’s market and no a no hangovers guarantee since I’ll be home by 9:30 both nights.
I’m not normally a comment rider, but this is worth it. You Entourage fans may want to check out a certain TFM article when you get home from work tonight. Or not. It’s up to you.
It’s a rough go at first, but don’t give up after the first Friday you show up sweaty, stinky, bleary-eyed, and nauseous. You’ll get through the day and each successive hangover becomes more manageable. After 4 – 5 years of this you’ll experience a bad Monday / two day hangover which will give you cause to consider cooling your jets, which you won’t for a while. Or you’ll get married and pretty much stop going out after 10:30 altogether.
You’ll drink more after college than during college. Your ability to be a functioning alcoholic is about to hit an all time high where it will plateau until you near 30 and the hangovers become absolutely monstrous.
Stay up to date with what’s happening in your field. This includes competitors doing well, poorly, and anywhere in between. Also, have a good feel for who’s firing and who’s hiring. You should always have an up to date resume and list of contacts you can call should A) shit hits the fan, or B) you see a better opportunity you might want to jump at.
Hell of a lot better than those terrible ass names coming out ca. 2008 – 2014. I think it was Dennis Leary who has a great bit on stupid but popular baby names.
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I live in a city where it’s pretty much impossible to walk anywhere so mom, also from the Midwest, will be a-ok.
I like this touch of TFM on a Friday morning. Thanks, guys.
This got me pumped for momma Rico’s visit to town this weekend. Free food, trip to the farmer’s market and no a no hangovers guarantee since I’ll be home by 9:30 both nights.
Saves a lot of money.
That or I didn’t bother to look at a calendar and picked a random date.
To Girl #1, I drunkenly had sex with a girl friend and she’s now my wife. Go ahead and block off April 23, 2019. And congrats in advance.
But now you work where poop goes, so………
Hope you’re a morning person.
You got dumped the day before prom? Ouch.
Hey, man, I booked a half day rafting trip. Wanna come with? It’s in some town called Salida. Is that far?
Sorry all. I was mid comment and didn’t feel like searching back for the Todd Chronicles.#TeamClaire
My only rule when it comes to strip clubs and a relative is give me plausible deniability should anyone ask what you did..
Am really hoping it’s Derby girl’s voice on Todd’s voicemail message.
I’m not normally a comment rider, but this is worth it. You Entourage fans may want to check out a certain TFM article when you get home from work tonight. Or not. It’s up to you.
I know a few people who live in Tulsa and it’s surprisingly not terrible. Or so they say.
It’s a rough go at first, but don’t give up after the first Friday you show up sweaty, stinky, bleary-eyed, and nauseous. You’ll get through the day and each successive hangover becomes more manageable. After 4 – 5 years of this you’ll experience a bad Monday / two day hangover which will give you cause to consider cooling your jets, which you won’t for a while. Or you’ll get married and pretty much stop going out after 10:30 altogether.
You’ll drink more after college than during college. Your ability to be a functioning alcoholic is about to hit an all time high where it will plateau until you near 30 and the hangovers become absolutely monstrous.
Stay up to date with what’s happening in your field. This includes competitors doing well, poorly, and anywhere in between. Also, have a good feel for who’s firing and who’s hiring. You should always have an up to date resume and list of contacts you can call should A) shit hits the fan, or B) you see a better opportunity you might want to jump at.
He was just jealous you got out.
Hell of a lot better than those terrible ass names coming out ca. 2008 – 2014. I think it was Dennis Leary who has a great bit on stupid but popular baby names.
You’re right, man. Someone pulling 80+ hour weeks at SNfuckingL doesn’t deserve a day on the couch.