Just went to HEB solely for ketchup and wine. PGP.

Got most of today’s steps in at the grocery store. PGP.

Debating via group text whether or not JoJo’s boobs are real. PGP.

It kind of looks like the hot girl in the office got a boob job, but I can’t tell and there’s no one here I can confer with. PGP

A bird pooped on my head this morning, so that was a nice start to my day. PGP

My meetings next week are already giving me anxiety. PGP

I know three families vacationing in Hawaii this week. I have a wedding weekend in Cleveland. PGP

The sink in the break room is broken, so we’ve been instructed to rinse our dishes in the bathroom prior to placing them in the dishwasher. PGP.