It is my great honor this morning to present to the American people our new Health and Wellness Associate Coordinator of the United States, Gil Humplestead.
Gil, I want to congratulate you. A lot of people wanted that position, Gil. A lot of people. A lot of very successful people. But I’ve known you for a long time, and I know how smart you are and how great you will be for our country. So congratulations to you.
Our nation’s fitness system is truly in great hands. With him, we’re going to have no problem, believe me. Once again, with this appointment, I am following through on my promise to appoint only the very best and the very brightest.
HAVING A MEETING WITH A CANDIDATE FOR THE POSITION OF HEALTH AND WELLNESS ASSOCIATE COORDINATOR. LOOKING FOR A REAL POWER PLAYER. A TRUE HEAVY HITTER. A BIG LEAGUE WINNER.
MAKING VALENTINE CARDS THIS MORNING. I WRITE THE BEST VALENTINE CARDS, BELIEVE ME. ‘CHINA KEEPS BEATING US IN TRADE – BUT I WOULDN’T TRADE YOU FOR THE WORLD’. GOING TO BE CLOSING AT THE OFFICE TODAY AND AT HOME TONIGHT!
ENTERTAINED JAPANESE BUSINESS CLIENTS THIS WEEKEND. REALLY WOWED THEM WITH A RIDE ON THE PJ TO SOUTH FLORIDA. ESTABLISHED DOMINANCE BY WINNING BIG LEAGUE ON THE GOLF COURSE. TOLD ERNIE ELS THAT THERE IS NO GAMBLING AT MAR-A-LAGO AND THAT I NEVER SLICE. HA!
TOO MUCH COFFEE YESTERDAY. WILL GO BACK TO MY NORMAL MORNING ROUTINE OF STARING AT MY RONALD REAGAN PORTRAIT FOR MOTIVATION. MEETING WITH MY STAFF THIS MORNING ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE GYM. GOING TO HAVE THEM ADD BACK ALL THE DUMBBELLS OVER 40 POUNDS THAT OBAMA HAD REMOVED. GAINS!
I’M NATURALLY A HIGH ENERGY GUY. NOT LIKE LOW ENERGY JEB. I DONT USUALLY NEED COFFEE. I WAS INSPIRED BY BILLY’S WRITING TO GIVE COFFEE A TRY TODAY. I JUST FINISHED MY SECOND CUP OF COFFEE. IM FUCKING FIRED UP. NO ONE HAS MORE ENERGY THAN ME RIGHT NOW! YESTERDAY I CLOSED A DEAL WITH INTEL TO BUILD A PLANT IN ARIZONA THAT IS GOING TO BRING A FUCK TON OF JOBS TO THE USA. THE NUMBER OF JOBS IS GREATER THAN THE NUMBER OF POUNDS THAT ROSIES FAT ASS WEIGHS. HUGE! I DONT KNOW WHAT A COCK SUCKING SILICONE WAFFER IS BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GONNA HAVE A MADE IN THE USA LABEL. OUR USA COMPUTER CHIPS ARE THE BEST! TRUST ME, JUST TERRIFIC.
THE DISHONEST MEDIA IS CLAIMING THIS IS A TROLL ACCOUNT. WRONG. I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS IS THE VERIFIED PGP ACCOUNT OF THE 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD J. TRUMP. BELIEVE ME, THIS IS A REAL ACCOUNT. MY MUSINGS ARE TERRIFIC, TRUELY TERRIFIC. EVER HEAR OF MY BOOK ‘ART OF THE DEAL’? BEST!
THIS MORNING I WILL INSTRUCT MY SENIOR STAFF TO HAVE A BUMPER STICKER COMMISSIONED FOR THE 2020 CAMPAIGN WITH THE WORDS ‘MY OTHER PLANE IS AIR FORCE ONE’.
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It is my great honor this morning to present to the American people our new Health and Wellness Associate Coordinator of the United States, Gil Humplestead.
Gil, I want to congratulate you. A lot of people wanted that position, Gil. A lot of people. A lot of very successful people. But I’ve known you for a long time, and I know how smart you are and how great you will be for our country. So congratulations to you.
Our nation’s fitness system is truly in great hands. With him, we’re going to have no problem, believe me. Once again, with this appointment, I am following through on my promise to appoint only the very best and the very brightest.
Some of us are 70
I appreciated the office reference
HUGE!
You are a beautiful man with huge hands. Much like us, Nickleback is treated unfairly by the dishonest media.
Meeting went terrific, just terrific. Candidate was familiar with PGP. Big announcement in tomorrow’s coffee thoughts.
HAVING A MEETING WITH A CANDIDATE FOR THE POSITION OF HEALTH AND WELLNESS ASSOCIATE COORDINATOR. LOOKING FOR A REAL POWER PLAYER. A TRUE HEAVY HITTER. A BIG LEAGUE WINNER.
MAKING VALENTINE CARDS THIS MORNING. I WRITE THE BEST VALENTINE CARDS, BELIEVE ME. ‘CHINA KEEPS BEATING US IN TRADE – BUT I WOULDN’T TRADE YOU FOR THE WORLD’. GOING TO BE CLOSING AT THE OFFICE TODAY AND AT HOME TONIGHT!
Totally real. The only thing fake around here is CNN
ENTERTAINED JAPANESE BUSINESS CLIENTS THIS WEEKEND. REALLY WOWED THEM WITH A RIDE ON THE PJ TO SOUTH FLORIDA. ESTABLISHED DOMINANCE BY WINNING BIG LEAGUE ON THE GOLF COURSE. TOLD ERNIE ELS THAT THERE IS NO GAMBLING AT MAR-A-LAGO AND THAT I NEVER SLICE. HA!
Wrong! I have a Ronald Reagan portrait in the bedroom. If I was Bill Clinton I’d invite you to see it for yourself
No I don’t. I don’t speak cuck. Loser!
TOO MUCH COFFEE YESTERDAY. WILL GO BACK TO MY NORMAL MORNING ROUTINE OF STARING AT MY RONALD REAGAN PORTRAIT FOR MOTIVATION. MEETING WITH MY STAFF THIS MORNING ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE GYM. GOING TO HAVE THEM ADD BACK ALL THE DUMBBELLS OVER 40 POUNDS THAT OBAMA HAD REMOVED. GAINS!
I’M NATURALLY A HIGH ENERGY GUY. NOT LIKE LOW ENERGY JEB. I DONT USUALLY NEED COFFEE. I WAS INSPIRED BY BILLY’S WRITING TO GIVE COFFEE A TRY TODAY. I JUST FINISHED MY SECOND CUP OF COFFEE. IM FUCKING FIRED UP. NO ONE HAS MORE ENERGY THAN ME RIGHT NOW! YESTERDAY I CLOSED A DEAL WITH INTEL TO BUILD A PLANT IN ARIZONA THAT IS GOING TO BRING A FUCK TON OF JOBS TO THE USA. THE NUMBER OF JOBS IS GREATER THAN THE NUMBER OF POUNDS THAT ROSIES FAT ASS WEIGHS. HUGE! I DONT KNOW WHAT A COCK SUCKING SILICONE WAFFER IS BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GONNA HAVE A MADE IN THE USA LABEL. OUR USA COMPUTER CHIPS ARE THE BEST! TRUST ME, JUST TERRIFIC.
There are several Tim Riggins, might as well be a few copycat Donny’s
JC is a total winner. Did you get the MAGA hat my people sent?
FROM THE VERIFIED PGP ACCOUNT OF THE 45TH POTUS:
THE DISHONEST MEDIA IS CLAIMING THIS IS A TROLL ACCOUNT. WRONG. I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS IS THE VERIFIED PGP ACCOUNT OF THE 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD J. TRUMP. BELIEVE ME, THIS IS A REAL ACCOUNT. MY MUSINGS ARE TERRIFIC, TRUELY TERRIFIC. EVER HEAR OF MY BOOK ‘ART OF THE DEAL’? BEST!
THIS MORNING I WILL INSTRUCT MY SENIOR STAFF TO HAVE A BUMPER STICKER COMMISSIONED FOR THE 2020 CAMPAIGN WITH THE WORDS ‘MY OTHER PLANE IS AIR FORCE ONE’.
ATTENTION: LUNCH HAS BEEN CANCELLED TODAY, DUE TO LACK OF HUSTLE. DEAL WITH IT.
IM CALLING THE SHOTS NOW! I SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ACTION FOR YOU ALL GO AND GET THAT MONEY!