Realizing you’re a good ten years older than every budding professional athlete. PGP.

My friend who still lives with his parents just endorsed me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Always taking the “minimum payment” option. PGP.

When NSFW emails are the only emails you actually look forward to opening. PGP.

My married friends invited me to their house about an “opportunity”…which resembles a pyramid. PGP.

“The chapter’s just not what it used to be.” PGP.

Living vicariously through TFM. PGP.