How did his parents not find out about all of this? Kevin actually sat up and cleaned the entire house spotless, tar on the stairs, everything. I mean, fuck, we already know this kid can’t pick up his Micro Machines, and he cleaned all that up in mere hours after probably being exhausted? Didn’t they at least notice the fucked up tree house?
Never been to New Fairfield but Farmington is very nice, have cousins in Simsbury. Whole different world up there, Westport is basically Westchester County/Long Island. Farmington is like real CT
I have to go to Jerusalem in 2 weeks for 10 days on business. Anyone have any tips on fun spots in the Holy Land? Yeah, didn’t think so. Fuck me, right.
I feel like if I lived near any city besides NYC, DC, Boston, LA, or SF, I’d want to live in the city. Like, living in Kansas City, or Charlotte, or Phoenix for example, probably very fun and affordable, and also everyone isn’t right on fucking top of you.
But I live right outside NYC, the most overrated place on planet Earth, so year, #BurbLife is 100% the way to go. Living in Manhattan looks fucking miserable, and pulling six figures is only solidly middle class.
Random question this made me think of. When does the place you grew up in stop being “home?” I haven’t lived in that town in over 11 years (never moved back after graduation), and I don’t think I’ve even been back there in like 3 years. My parents are split up and my mother downsized after my next sibling went off to college herself, so they don’t live in the house I grew up in. So when do you think it no longer qualifies as, “going home,” and just becomes, “going to your parents’ house?”
Independence Day 3rd? What are you, some sort of fucking communist? Christmas/Independence Day are absolutely in a tie for 1st. Especially since after the 4th of July, you still have almost a full 2/3 of summer to look forward to, and after Christmas/NYE, all you have is 2.5 months of bitter cold and no real holidays besides Valentine’s Day, which I agree is the worst.
Not exactly the same, but I live in a town that voted for Obama 88% in 2012, and for 4% of voters, Obama wasn’t left wing enough. I on the other hand, will be supporting Rand Paul and have a book self full of Hayek, Friedman, and Ayn Rand to name a few. So yeah, I just keep my mouth shut about that shit at the bar. Only thing worse than mixing politics with the office, is mixing it with booze.
The Kendra: dress as the most stereotypical hipster possible and run around using drawn out sentences full of cliches to bring down everyone else’s mood.
However, the reason the steeplechase is colloquially referred to as The Hunt, is because the race began as a way to entertain the fox hunters at the end of the hunt in Montclair in 1870, back when both took place in Essex County, centered around Montclair.
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How did his parents not find out about all of this? Kevin actually sat up and cleaned the entire house spotless, tar on the stairs, everything. I mean, fuck, we already know this kid can’t pick up his Micro Machines, and he cleaned all that up in mere hours after probably being exhausted? Didn’t they at least notice the fucked up tree house?
Never been to New Fairfield but Farmington is very nice, have cousins in Simsbury. Whole different world up there, Westport is basically Westchester County/Long Island. Farmington is like real CT
Where in CT are you from, I grew up in New Haven and Westport?
Surprised you didn’t include the NE Patriots and their fans there, 2NBG
9/10, would take the fall for her
I have to go to Jerusalem in 2 weeks for 10 days on business. Anyone have any tips on fun spots in the Holy Land? Yeah, didn’t think so. Fuck me, right.
I feel like if I lived near any city besides NYC, DC, Boston, LA, or SF, I’d want to live in the city. Like, living in Kansas City, or Charlotte, or Phoenix for example, probably very fun and affordable, and also everyone isn’t right on fucking top of you.
But I live right outside NYC, the most overrated place on planet Earth, so year, #BurbLife is 100% the way to go. Living in Manhattan looks fucking miserable, and pulling six figures is only solidly middle class.
Your dad is cooler than my dad.
Random question this made me think of. When does the place you grew up in stop being “home?” I haven’t lived in that town in over 11 years (never moved back after graduation), and I don’t think I’ve even been back there in like 3 years. My parents are split up and my mother downsized after my next sibling went off to college herself, so they don’t live in the house I grew up in. So when do you think it no longer qualifies as, “going home,” and just becomes, “going to your parents’ house?”
Yeah I don’t really give a shit about the shower debate, but I’d have all the sex with Anna Kenrick, regardless of when or if she showered.
Independence Day 3rd? What are you, some sort of fucking communist? Christmas/Independence Day are absolutely in a tie for 1st. Especially since after the 4th of July, you still have almost a full 2/3 of summer to look forward to, and after Christmas/NYE, all you have is 2.5 months of bitter cold and no real holidays besides Valentine’s Day, which I agree is the worst.
Today I learned that the NBA trophy is named for a man named Larry O’Brien
Not exactly the same, but I live in a town that voted for Obama 88% in 2012, and for 4% of voters, Obama wasn’t left wing enough. I on the other hand, will be supporting Rand Paul and have a book self full of Hayek, Friedman, and Ayn Rand to name a few. So yeah, I just keep my mouth shut about that shit at the bar. Only thing worse than mixing politics with the office, is mixing it with booze.
Kind of want to move to the Phoenix area and get on Tinder.
Will makes 30% more per article* than you do because his writing is 100% more enjoyable.
*Can not verify this
I like how his choices were liking Chinese women, or coming out of the closet.
Going to the NJ Devils game with the lady, dressed as Puddy and Elaine. Haven’t looked forward to Halloween this much since college.
The Kendra: dress as the most stereotypical hipster possible and run around using drawn out sentences full of cliches to bring down everyone else’s mood.
However, the reason the steeplechase is colloquially referred to as The Hunt, is because the race began as a way to entertain the fox hunters at the end of the hunt in Montclair in 1870, back when both took place in Essex County, centered around Montclair.