What am I even doing here? -PGP

Things are going really well at work and it’s just making me paranoid. -PGP

Frank the Tank having a, “pretty nice little Saturday,” lined up. PGP

Took me until about 10AM to realize it was Thursday, not Friday. – PGP

“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” – Winston Zedmore, PGP