An Australian living in London and moving to the US. He got exhausted just writing about that. Spends his days cruising the internet while pretending to write important documents that no one will read.
So you have no stress? Project managers don’t actually do any work. They organise others, and if those others don’t deliver and the project is delayed, they blame it on them. So you have no responsibility and minimum stress.
Whenever someone who is studying marketing or advertising tries to tell me they’ll be making decent money once they graduate, I just laugh and laugh and laugh. Little do they know that 85% of their profession is earning fuck all, regardless of how long they’ve been doing it.
Rule #1 is about the long game. You have to think big picture. The big picture being an extra 4 whiskey doubles at happy hour without blowing our your budget.
“Drink a whole sixer of it and my god, I guarantee your dumbass life dream is to live on a farm somewhere in the English countryside close to a town with a pub and a Football League One team as you listen to Vitamin String Quartet while you write your shitty memoirs and live off of the government.”
The accuracy in this statement is fucking uncanny. Pretty much anyone who drinks cider here has this exact dream, and will not hesitate to give you all the details about it.
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That would be annoying if you used their names as well. Pretty much excessive use of any name is annoying.
How has it taken mankind so long to discover this slice of heaven??
Where would Obama (or any other president) have a stress relieving jerk before negotiating a diplomatic agreement?
When I think food truck I’m thinking something I can eat with my hands. But Blaxican sounds tasty as fuck.
So you have no stress? Project managers don’t actually do any work. They organise others, and if those others don’t deliver and the project is delayed, they blame it on them. So you have no responsibility and minimum stress.
Whenever someone who is studying marketing or advertising tries to tell me they’ll be making decent money once they graduate, I just laugh and laugh and laugh. Little do they know that 85% of their profession is earning fuck all, regardless of how long they’ve been doing it.
I’m having mixed emotions about how much I relate to that copy editor. PGP
No that’s still a little weird. You’re old man on occasion is okay,
Fiancee is a server. I will never tip less than 15%. Usually it’s 20%, unless the server was an absolute nightmare.
What the fuck is an urban adventure?
Rule #1 is about the long game. You have to think big picture. The big picture being an extra 4 whiskey doubles at happy hour without blowing our your budget.
Brilliant. #6 Is possibly the greatest Halloween costume for the lazy person (#PGP) ever.
So much angst….
Extend-stay bowel movements. PGPM
“Drink a whole sixer of it and my god, I guarantee your dumbass life dream is to live on a farm somewhere in the English countryside close to a town with a pub and a Football League One team as you listen to Vitamin String Quartet while you write your shitty memoirs and live off of the government.”
The accuracy in this statement is fucking uncanny. Pretty much anyone who drinks cider here has this exact dream, and will not hesitate to give you all the details about it.
Just going to point at that that is a pint of lager. Not cider. Do not besmirch Simon Pegg’s greatness by affiliating him with Cider.
This could have been summed up in one line:
DON’t: date a coworker.
I lost it at number 1. Still laughing at my desk. Every office has a fucking Caroline.
Fair call that PGP is social media.
But all websites aren’t social media. It only becomes social media when you can comment, vote or interact with the content in some way. Tard.