This makes me never want to get married. Although on second thought I can hardly afford health insurance nonetheless life insurance. If she killed me she’d get nothing but a funeral bill and lose our security deposit for the blood-stained carpet.
You know a handful of crazed fans from another column/book that shall remain unnamed checked in to see if they get to have a round 2 this week and left disappointed.
I wear a white pocket square folded to a flat edge and an American flag lapel pin (For obvious reasons) every day. I also must admit that I occasionally like to throw in a crisp white shirt (I only ever wear pale blue or white) with french cuffs to get some use out of the old man’s cufflinks he gave me when I got my first real job.
I don’t really have an issue with this but I just don’t have it in me to sip a well whiskey. I personally am of the belief that good whiskey is the best of all liquor and well whiskey is the worst of all liquor . If I gotta do a well shot (and I often do because- wallet), I’m shooting it and getting it over with. Then I can chill for a while and maintain.
I will be there! Infield obviously. This is my first time so I’m kinda curious what the move is. Do I go all in and rock a suit or is that a club seat move and I’ll end up looking like a try hard? Also the forecast has some rain, should I go with bean boots like the trash I am or just wear loafers?
My personal rule is the shorts should have belt loops, and the shirt should have a collar. I’ve never been one to be concerned with what somebody else covers their body with. Simply not my problem.
I’m a pocket square guy and I don’t care what anyone says. A fresh white pocket square sticking out a half inch is the cherry on top of any suit ensemble and nobody will convince me otherwise.
That is exactly what I was thinking. People say never to let yourself be unhappy, then demonize you when you end a relationship that was the source of that unhappiness. C’mon people, can’t we just acknowledge that a relationship ended without applying blame to a particular party? This is a breakup not a car accident, nobody has to be at fault.
I don’t go to bars with lines often, as both waiting and crowds are not my thing. However, one time I was in an obnoxiously long line for a new bar my girlfriend desperately wanted to go to. I was irritated and hangry so I ordered a pizza to be delivered to the line. Upon delivery I opened the box, took one slice, and handed the almost full box to the bouncer. I shot him a head nod and opened the door without saying a word. I was not stopped and enjoyed the rest of my evening with the cool kids inside. Bribery is only frowned upon by the losers left outside.
I audibly laughed when you said you go through 7MB (GB*?) a month. I’m at a light 30GB this month. Shout out to Verizon for bringing back that unlimited plan.
I would have denied the invite, faked having to fake a call and go into the office late. I’d rather sit in my office alone and watch netflix than sit and eat at a restaurant I didn’t wanna go to with two psychos and the limp noodle I call a “friend”.
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This makes me never want to get married. Although on second thought I can hardly afford health insurance nonetheless life insurance. If she killed me she’d get nothing but a funeral bill and lose our security deposit for the blood-stained carpet.
As eloquent as ever, good sir.
You know a handful of crazed fans from another column/book that shall remain unnamed checked in to see if they get to have a round 2 this week and left disappointed.
I wear a white pocket square folded to a flat edge and an American flag lapel pin (For obvious reasons) every day. I also must admit that I occasionally like to throw in a crisp white shirt (I only ever wear pale blue or white) with french cuffs to get some use out of the old man’s cufflinks he gave me when I got my first real job.
I don’t really have an issue with this but I just don’t have it in me to sip a well whiskey. I personally am of the belief that good whiskey is the best of all liquor and well whiskey is the worst of all liquor . If I gotta do a well shot (and I often do because- wallet), I’m shooting it and getting it over with. Then I can chill for a while and maintain.
First Derby trip for me too. Went back and reread the old Chronicles of Todd
Also, what’s the move for the Oaks on Friday? I heard it’s more relaxed and just wear something pink.
I will be there! Infield obviously. This is my first time so I’m kinda curious what the move is. Do I go all in and rock a suit or is that a club seat move and I’ll end up looking like a try hard? Also the forecast has some rain, should I go with bean boots like the trash I am or just wear loafers?
Black Card Revoked is a very entertaining card game if you have the requisite melanin.
If your boyfriend forgot Valentine’s day, your boyfriend didn’t forget Valentine’s day because you never had a boyfriend.
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My personal rule is the shorts should have belt loops, and the shirt should have a collar. I’ve never been one to be concerned with what somebody else covers their body with. Simply not my problem.
“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.”
I’m a pocket square guy and I don’t care what anyone says. A fresh white pocket square sticking out a half inch is the cherry on top of any suit ensemble and nobody will convince me otherwise.
That is exactly what I was thinking. People say never to let yourself be unhappy, then demonize you when you end a relationship that was the source of that unhappiness. C’mon people, can’t we just acknowledge that a relationship ended without applying blame to a particular party? This is a breakup not a car accident, nobody has to be at fault.
I don’t go to bars with lines often, as both waiting and crowds are not my thing. However, one time I was in an obnoxiously long line for a new bar my girlfriend desperately wanted to go to. I was irritated and hangry so I ordered a pizza to be delivered to the line. Upon delivery I opened the box, took one slice, and handed the almost full box to the bouncer. I shot him a head nod and opened the door without saying a word. I was not stopped and enjoyed the rest of my evening with the cool kids inside. Bribery is only frowned upon by the losers left outside.
I write lines of SQL code and sit in a cubicle wearing khakis. I feel as though I should explore the private sector…
I audibly laughed when you said you go through 7MB (GB*?) a month. I’m at a light 30GB this month. Shout out to Verizon for bringing back that unlimited plan.
I’m partial to my Brunello Cucinelli Topcoat. Its heavy insulated wool and helps me look presentable as I run errands in Tech fleece joggers.
I would have denied the invite, faked having to fake a call and go into the office late. I’d rather sit in my office alone and watch netflix than sit and eat at a restaurant I didn’t wanna go to with two psychos and the limp noodle I call a “friend”.