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Principle Rooney

Hardlivin post grad who summed up his college glory days in December 2013, and is beginning to succumb to the to relentless beatdown that adulthood is dealing him. You can find him stumbling around the Upper East Side of NYC searching for purpose ...and 2 for 1 tequilas.

Member Since 07/03/2014

Shaun White is 31 and took the gold. I’m 36, living with my parents, and currently under review for “gross incompetence” by my boss.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Feb 14, 2018
8 51

I’m the oldest dude at my new yoga studio by at least 10 years. PGP.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Jul 18, 2017
1 29

Hamilton sucked. I want my rent money back. PGP.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Dec 01, 2016
2 60

Had a pumpkin spice latte this morning. Its was totally premature for fall. I’m used to being premature. That’s why I’m all alone in this world.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Sep 09, 2015
0 75

Either join a gym or attend AA. Those are my options right now.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Sep 02, 2015
0 65

If I could have seen how miserable my future was going to be when I was little kid, I would have just stayed in my hometown and opened up an action figure store.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 26, 2015
2 67

I like to consider myself the Gordon Gecko of data entry.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 24, 2015
0 52

My boss heard me tell a client today that my job “is what it is” and that I’m “looking forward to moving on.”

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 24, 2015
0 59

I don’y always drink beer, but when I do…its whatever is cheapest and I get absolutely annihilated.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 24, 2015
1 85

My coworkers birthday brunch turned into me getting sauced and having to take the rest of the day off.

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Principle Rooney
The Wall
Aug 20, 2015
1 33
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