When kidnapping your boss and forcing him to give you a better Christmas bonus doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea. PGP.

“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.” PGP.

Your neighbor already going into extreme detail about which Christmas lights he’s putting up. PGP.

Being told to put your job title in your voicemail. PGP.

I didn’t save 15% on my car insurance when I switched to GEICO. PGP.

Having to ask older coworkers about good doctors in the area. PGP.

Your house not having any furniture because you spent all your money buying the damn place. PGP.

Leaving the bars before 2:00am so you can beat the traffic. PGP.

“Yeah, I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday.” PGP.