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Eh you have to weigh consequences vs. experiences sometimes. When OSU beat Mariota an friends for the title a lot of fellow dolphins got in trouble after for getting caught on social media throwing back tear gas containers/trespassing in the shoe etc. and luckily our boss was understanding otherwise their careers could have easily been torpedoed.
talking on the platform before you get in public transit, sure. Talking in the vehicle once you’re inside, absolute no go unless its someone you already know
This is absolutely correct. Hopefully this doesn’t/hasn’t happened to any of the good people of Peej nation regardless of gender but there is a treatment that essentially acts as a plan B for AIDS exposure if you do end up getting drugged and don’t know what all happened before you patched back in
For the record, Jackson would be perfectly satisfied with any form of orange juice presented. Jackson also enjoys rooting through the trash looking for remnants of meat and doughtnuts. Jackson also figured out how to bypass pizza boxes and consume caramels with or without the wrapper as a youth
Big fan of Brewcadia if you’re spending someone else’s doll-hairs. If you’re into #marglife Bakersfield is a solid choice. I’m also partial to Local bar although apparently some jackwagon poked a hole in the water bed couch so take that recommendation with a grain of salt. If you like board/table games and good beers Kingmakers is a great time. Callahan’s has a lot of 30k a year millionaire types but can be fun if you’re a reasonably social person. If you’re up for barcrawling in general Short North and German Village area are your best bets. Skully’s can be an odd place but they occasionally have good music that plays there. Overall Columbus is awesome because even if one bar turns into a dud you’re rarely more than 25 feet from another one.
If you’re looking for an early dinner I highly recommend any of the places contained in North Market. Restaurant wise It’s a #basic suggestion but Melt is phenomenal and if you like tacos Condado is great.Greek food wise The Happy Greek is solid and close to the aforementioned bars.
Can also be a head case thing too. I’ve got this friend, we’ll call him DostGraduatePolphin who experienced it for awhile but was able to switch a couple of things up and find paydirt.
I’m with Dillionaire here. I would suspect the gentleman here’s having trouble cause of A) booze B) performance anxiety C) Jerkin his gerkin before bumping fuzzies or D) Vasectomy. Can’t do much about D aside from plugging the wires back in but it may be worth trying a sober roll in the seaweed sometime though to see if that helps with A or B.
Interesting paradigm here, but a 74 year old family friend sent me a text message to inform me of her husbands passing. really shows how universal texting has become
I took the liberty of repurposing some plastic bags I found in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, the real issue is an absence of places on my person to store it
Get a flip phone, comes with 5 days of battery, a built in excuse to not play games AND you get the satisfaction of hearing it shut after closing deals. Plus its a conversation starter
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Eh you have to weigh consequences vs. experiences sometimes. When OSU beat Mariota an friends for the title a lot of fellow dolphins got in trouble after for getting caught on social media throwing back tear gas containers/trespassing in the shoe etc. and luckily our boss was understanding otherwise their careers could have easily been torpedoed.
How do mammals manage not to shrivel up and die during summers here?
talking on the platform before you get in public transit, sure. Talking in the vehicle once you’re inside, absolute no go unless its someone you already know
I’d love to hear this story in next week’s column
This is absolutely correct. Hopefully this doesn’t/hasn’t happened to any of the good people of Peej nation regardless of gender but there is a treatment that essentially acts as a plan B for AIDS exposure if you do end up getting drugged and don’t know what all happened before you patched back in
Should the need arise, I am able to provide emotional support. I don’t do cargo holds though unless the temperature is a minimum of 42 degrees
Second fiddle, it’s tucked in near some of the bigger places but live music is phenomenal even by The much higher standard in Nashville
105% here for this, even though I’m sure at least half of season one floated straight over my head
For the record, Jackson would be perfectly satisfied with any form of orange juice presented. Jackson also enjoys rooting through the trash looking for remnants of meat and doughtnuts. Jackson also figured out how to bypass pizza boxes and consume caramels with or without the wrapper as a youth
Jackson is a dog
Big fan of Brewcadia if you’re spending someone else’s doll-hairs. If you’re into #marglife Bakersfield is a solid choice. I’m also partial to Local bar although apparently some jackwagon poked a hole in the water bed couch so take that recommendation with a grain of salt. If you like board/table games and good beers Kingmakers is a great time. Callahan’s has a lot of 30k a year millionaire types but can be fun if you’re a reasonably social person. If you’re up for barcrawling in general Short North and German Village area are your best bets. Skully’s can be an odd place but they occasionally have good music that plays there. Overall Columbus is awesome because even if one bar turns into a dud you’re rarely more than 25 feet from another one.
If you’re looking for an early dinner I highly recommend any of the places contained in North Market. Restaurant wise It’s a #basic suggestion but Melt is phenomenal and if you like tacos Condado is great.Greek food wise The Happy Greek is solid and close to the aforementioned bars.
Can also be a head case thing too. I’ve got this friend, we’ll call him DostGraduatePolphin who experienced it for awhile but was able to switch a couple of things up and find paydirt.
I’m with Dillionaire here. I would suspect the gentleman here’s having trouble cause of A) booze B) performance anxiety C) Jerkin his gerkin before bumping fuzzies or D) Vasectomy. Can’t do much about D aside from plugging the wires back in but it may be worth trying a sober roll in the seaweed sometime though to see if that helps with A or B.
Interesting paradigm here, but a 74 year old family friend sent me a text message to inform me of her husbands passing. really shows how universal texting has become
I took the liberty of repurposing some plastic bags I found in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, the real issue is an absence of places on my person to store it
Get a flip phone, comes with 5 days of battery, a built in excuse to not play games AND you get the satisfaction of hearing it shut after closing deals. Plus its a conversation starter
I’ve got family in Ogden but I’ve only been to Park City in Summer, is it worth the hype during the winter?
1) Jacques Cousteau
2) Loch Ness Monster
3) Shamu
4) Bruce from finding Nemo
5) Moby Dick
Google Home is a creepy little thing.. and absolutely useless underwater
But first, have him go find the edit button
Send him out to interview/gather some of Austin’s more colorful residents for interviews