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Engaging my inner 12 year old and hitting an arcade watering hole with some buddies from the pod tonight, probably gonna do some reading tomorrow and maybe hit the East Australian Current and venture to Atlantis for some grub
Human mating rituals are extraordinarily confusing, I can’t tell if the male is trying to copulate with 100% of the females, or only 75% and then finding 2-4 to settle down with.
This is not a problem we seem to have underwater, although it seems like that could change in a few years. Having said that, I found it highly entertaining when people threw their Galaxy Note 7s in the water during the Chesapeake Bay 4th of July celebration.
The fist rule of the Sons of the American Revolution is you do not talk about the Sons of the American Revolution. The second rule of the Sons of the American Revolution is you do not talk about the Sons of the American Revolution.
Maybe you can buy them off? pay the $200 in exchange for their silence and at least you know the worst thing the money is going to is a Chili’s Bill and some 230+ year old cosplay.
What happens 30 years from now when we start hearing early 2000s jams on “oldies” long range underwater cables? I can tell you there’s already a dedicated I love the 2000s channel about 150 feet deep in a particularly angsty section of the Bering Strait.
Fair enough, however I did escape captivity so as not to develop a taste for homicide like that jagoff orca from Blackfish so I’d ask you for the benefit of the and also to encourage your Japanese fans to stop turning my extended family into sushi.
Nice work Charlie! If you and the lucky lady ever take a cruise together well get a pod to serenade you guys (Aerosmith is usually a dolphin forte because of the high pitched whistling noises of steven tyler) and deliver a bottle of your choice of that funny looking clear or brown water that makes people tip over and sing and dance a lot.
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Engaging my inner 12 year old and hitting an arcade watering hole with some buddies from the pod tonight, probably gonna do some reading tomorrow and maybe hit the East Australian Current and venture to Atlantis for some grub
Tastes great with a relief of seaweed though. Trick is to drop in from above and snag it by the shell.
Salmon L’orange with a side of krill and shellfish
Human mating rituals are extraordinarily confusing, I can’t tell if the male is trying to copulate with 100% of the females, or only 75% and then finding 2-4 to settle down with.
Are both of these activities waterproof?
Just asking for a friend
This is not a problem we seem to have underwater, although it seems like that could change in a few years. Having said that, I found it highly entertaining when people threw their Galaxy Note 7s in the water during the Chesapeake Bay 4th of July celebration.
Great article Charlie, thank you for raising awareness! I find this to be equally true for flippers
The fist rule of the Sons of the American Revolution is you do not talk about the Sons of the American Revolution. The second rule of the Sons of the American Revolution is you do not talk about the Sons of the American Revolution.
Maybe you can buy them off? pay the $200 in exchange for their silence and at least you know the worst thing the money is going to is a Chili’s Bill and some 230+ year old cosplay.
What happens 30 years from now when we start hearing early 2000s jams on “oldies” long range underwater cables? I can tell you there’s already a dedicated I love the 2000s channel about 150 feet deep in a particularly angsty section of the Bering Strait.
Whipped up some stingray Kelpigiana with a side of mollusk
*benefit of the doubt.
Sorry, typing without opposable thumbs can be a chore sometimes.
Fair enough, however I did escape captivity so as not to develop a taste for homicide like that jagoff orca from Blackfish so I’d ask you for the benefit of the and also to encourage your Japanese fans to stop turning my extended family into sushi.
Had a late meeting so caught some salmon on the way home
Can confirm, large amounts of barbecue was dumped in Gulf of Mexico. Delicious slow-roasted ribs though
What happens if you rarely, if ever wear clothing?
Nice work Charlie! If you and the lucky lady ever take a cruise together well get a pod to serenade you guys (Aerosmith is usually a dolphin forte because of the high pitched whistling noises of steven tyler) and deliver a bottle of your choice of that funny looking clear or brown water that makes people tip over and sing and dance a lot.
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise
The Shiva!
Not going to lie, biggest rush I ever got was when I thought I triggered a depth charge outside the Coral Sea. Haven’t swam that fast before or since