If you’re doing a homemade route, you can also put habanero or jalapeno peppers for a sweet and spicy route. Solid crust, basil garlic marinara, mozz, cheddar, bacon, sauteed chicken (or beef or shrimp), pineapple, and jalapeno.
She actively tries to be a cock block, and when she finally does decide to try downing a beer, she not only bleeds profusely everywhere but she summons an inter-dimensional monster.
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Lancaster Baked is the best pumpkin beer I’ve had… and I’ve had a lot.
Let’s call him K-Bone and make Jared get a new nickname.
Enjoy a beer anyway.
No.
Depression and obesity.
This could take unsolicited nude pics to a whole new level…
Guy: Hey you want me to grab you a cup of coffee?
Girl: Sure! Thanks!
Guy: *uploads dick pic to ripple, and makes coffee*
*with a sly grin slides coffee over*
Girl: This is sexual harassment, I’m going to HR.
*Guy gets fired, story ends up on PGP, makes front page of Reddit. Everything has come full circle*
I send you reply chugs because you blocked my number when I texted you about my hangover 🙁
This is exactly how I got a spot at Grandex. They said I was, “A mystery, wrapped in an enema, inside of an enigma”
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Tomorrow the goose has the juice.
As a cannoisseur of sorts I can confirm that I’m a weed snob.
Who wants a banana?
assuming you didn’t eat the entire pizza.
If you’re doing a homemade route, you can also put habanero or jalapeno peppers for a sweet and spicy route. Solid crust, basil garlic marinara, mozz, cheddar, bacon, sauteed chicken (or beef or shrimp), pineapple, and jalapeno.
You’ll thank me later.
Spongebob is now homeless because you think his house is a fucking pizza topping… you fucking monster.
1 upvote = 1 prayer
A wise man once said, “Don’t google McChicken video anymore”
*Wisdom*
At least you got to grow old. #RIPHarambe
Don’t worry about the ESPN, it wouldn’t have helped your team this week anyway.
Does Wendy pull a power move and have a Devil’s threeway?
Barb straight up sucked.
She actively tries to be a cock block, and when she finally does decide to try downing a beer, she not only bleeds profusely everywhere but she summons an inter-dimensional monster.
Just make Nancy take a cab and stay home, Barb.