So this chick can run five miles pretty casually (therefore at least somewhat in shape), has a cute dog (no elaboration needed), has decent looking friends (therefore she is likely on par in terms of looks), and has 25k in the bank (comes from money). I don’t know Todd, maybe you should lock that shit down.
Damn it, I need to rewatch American Psycho, Gladiator, and Zoolander pronto. I’ve thought about rewatching them for years now but never bothered to because “they’re on Netflix” and therefore I can watch them at any time.
The dude’s immigrant parents worked hard their whole lives as janitors to give him a chance at the American Dream. They deserve a better kid than this douchenozzle and I feel sorry for them.
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Todd is referred to as “she” in their first conversation… Subliminal messaging?
Reading TGDAG stresses me out because every week I’m either “thank God I’m not like that” or “oh shit I do this, am I a terrible person?”
Please for the love of god do not warm your salmon and kale salad in the office microwave
Even her name sounds nerdy (Linnaean taxonomy?)
“Reviews of the firm were mostly negative” why, did Allegiant cut bonuses last year?
This announcement read like a very random mashup of events from several different people’s lives
There will be a sizable sprinkling of Asians as well
I don’t see “pastry chef” anywhere on that LinkedIn resume
So this chick can run five miles pretty casually (therefore at least somewhat in shape), has a cute dog (no elaboration needed), has decent looking friends (therefore she is likely on par in terms of looks), and has 25k in the bank (comes from money). I don’t know Todd, maybe you should lock that shit down.
I want some of that candy man Joe’s chocolate covered PBJ business
They all seem to live in DC
Columbia makes excellent quality, never-go-out-of-style gear. I proudly rock my Columbia in basic infested DC. You do you sir.
Damn it, I need to rewatch American Psycho, Gladiator, and Zoolander pronto. I’ve thought about rewatching them for years now but never bothered to because “they’re on Netflix” and therefore I can watch them at any time.
The dude’s immigrant parents worked hard their whole lives as janitors to give him a chance at the American Dream. They deserve a better kid than this douchenozzle and I feel sorry for them.
115-120 pounds with a muffin top? Is that even possible?
I concealed carry for situations like these. Pretty sure shooting these clowns will stand up in court as “self defense”