You do things you want to do; don’t do things you don’t want to do.
This is a revelation for you? Uhh…congrats? I will say, though, this is completely impossible once you have kids – unless you want to be the worst parent alive.
It would be naive. The proper takeaway is that THIS administration is doing it at a point in time immediately following our Great Recession to try and paint a rosy picture about our economy they are continuing to royally fuck up. Try and keep up Ham.
Mentioning that making a billion is harder than making a million is not a power move, it’s just an obvious dick move by an old douche. In my humble opinion the ultimate power move would be stealing your boss’s girlfriend/wife…many other ideas of course. You are a lazy blogger.
There are may flaws in your argument. I was a dad at 31, not 20s, but here are a few thoughts on your itemized points, itemized the same:
1. Yes.
2. Possibly. But be careful. Some grandparents are out of it mentally or physically unable to properly care for kids of certain ages, OR are not in line with your method of parenting. Be aware.
3. I guess. You will be ravaged regardless.
4. This is great. You HAVE to relate to your kids or you will lose hard.
5. Somewhat true, but even older moms can snap back – it’s just whether you married/impregnated a lazy fat body.
6. True, but VERY little consolation given you have lost your “best” years after knocking up some C*** in your 20s. Sorry, dude.
I’d probably modify #2 to simply ask your boss for more work when you finish a task so you don’t in fact look like a fucking raving psychopath sweeping the floor of your office. Otherwise – good advice.
For me at least – it’s his profile picture. Can’t really say I hate his articles more than anyone else. But god damn if that picture doesn’t make me want to take a baseball bat to his face.
Real estate attorney is largely a waste of money. Everything is so set to form by RESPA, et al., you only need one if you NEED one (i.e. – NY requires you retain one).
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Everything comes back in style at some point, Brian. EVERYthing. I just don’t think it’s JNCO’s time.
You do things you want to do; don’t do things you don’t want to do.
This is a revelation for you? Uhh…congrats? I will say, though, this is completely impossible once you have kids – unless you want to be the worst parent alive.
I’ll admit he was pretty funny at times, but he’s still your typical pompous arrogant liberal douche. Fuck you, JayTas. #firethisasshole.
Dammit he fixed it. How do you fuck up your god damn title?
It would be naive. The proper takeaway is that THIS administration is doing it at a point in time immediately following our Great Recession to try and paint a rosy picture about our economy they are continuing to royally fuck up. Try and keep up Ham.
Query what a “degernate” is?
It’s not a dog, it’s a real life Ewok. LOOK AT IT.
“Worst wedding ever” is not hyperbole in the least.
Mentioning that making a billion is harder than making a million is not a power move, it’s just an obvious dick move by an old douche. In my humble opinion the ultimate power move would be stealing your boss’s girlfriend/wife…many other ideas of course. You are a lazy blogger.
There are may flaws in your argument. I was a dad at 31, not 20s, but here are a few thoughts on your itemized points, itemized the same:
1. Yes.
2. Possibly. But be careful. Some grandparents are out of it mentally or physically unable to properly care for kids of certain ages, OR are not in line with your method of parenting. Be aware.
3. I guess. You will be ravaged regardless.
4. This is great. You HAVE to relate to your kids or you will lose hard.
5. Somewhat true, but even older moms can snap back – it’s just whether you married/impregnated a lazy fat body.
6. True, but VERY little consolation given you have lost your “best” years after knocking up some C*** in your 20s. Sorry, dude.
Did I just get “meh-ed” by the 8 retarded fat bitches that love BK?
There waaassss….Not a lot of substance to this.
If you talk to girls that frequent Burger King – you are doing it so, so wrong.
NOVA – In every town and municipality.
I’d probably modify #2 to simply ask your boss for more work when you finish a task so you don’t in fact look like a fucking raving psychopath sweeping the floor of your office. Otherwise – good advice.
For me at least – it’s his profile picture. Can’t really say I hate his articles more than anyone else. But god damn if that picture doesn’t make me want to take a baseball bat to his face.
Real estate attorney is largely a waste of money. Everything is so set to form by RESPA, et al., you only need one if you NEED one (i.e. – NY requires you retain one).
JayTas always struck me as a person who shouldn’t have the job he has.
I believe the strategy is to KEEP the boner after you’ve blown your load, in this hypothetical upon insertion.
I assume land mass guy is now dead in some sort of Darwin Awards accident fashion?? Please tell me that is how the story ends.