I can just picture what would happen to relationships everywhere when video game sex was common.
“No, babe! I don’t WANT to have sex with her! I have to! It’s part of the mission! Wait. Where are you going?” *Real-life Will Arnett “No babe!” scene from Hot Rod*
Self-checkout works unless you have something that requires an ID (medicine, alcohol, any office supplies that middle schoolers have decided to sniff). Self-checkouts sometimes move slower than the other lines because most Walmartians have the intelligence of my 9 year old neighbor.
Does anyone actually hate the Spurs? I mean, the Spurs are the Thunder’s only major competition in the playoffs this year and I can’t hate them. Hell, I don’t even hate Duncan’s “deer in the headlights” perma-face.
First of all, I had no idea those diaper pants existed. Granted, I live in Oklahoma City where cutting edge style doesn’t really exist. I hope that fad dies out really quick. Second, I am a big fan of EDM but I am definitely not a fan of hearing Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, and every talentless pop singer throw meaningless lyrics over an electronic beat to sell a few million albums. That shit is ruining my daily work commute.
As a finance major who has gone down the accounting career path, I can’t blame you for switching majors. I figured I’d be ridiculously rich at a hedge fund firm by now.
Kicking & Screaming is Will Ferrell’s most underrated comedy. It’s one of my favorite Will Ferrell movies, too. Stranger Than Fiction is pretty good once you realize it won’t be a slap stick comedy.
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I can just picture what would happen to relationships everywhere when video game sex was common.
“No, babe! I don’t WANT to have sex with her! I have to! It’s part of the mission! Wait. Where are you going?” *Real-life Will Arnett “No babe!” scene from Hot Rod*
Every time I’ve gone to get my eyebrows waxed, the place was filled with Vietnamese ladies all named Tammy.
You lost me with this one, Knox.
NYC has unbearable winters and LA has the clean smell of smog. You both win nothing. You both lose. Are we done now?
Self-checkout works unless you have something that requires an ID (medicine, alcohol, any office supplies that middle schoolers have decided to sniff). Self-checkouts sometimes move slower than the other lines because most Walmartians have the intelligence of my 9 year old neighbor.
Since they opened more than 2 checkouts at one time. I also don’t find myself wondering who in line has killed someone when I’m at Target.
Does anyone actually hate the Spurs? I mean, the Spurs are the Thunder’s only major competition in the playoffs this year and I can’t hate them. Hell, I don’t even hate Duncan’s “deer in the headlights” perma-face.
Why are you so angry?
First of all, I had no idea those diaper pants existed. Granted, I live in Oklahoma City where cutting edge style doesn’t really exist. I hope that fad dies out really quick. Second, I am a big fan of EDM but I am definitely not a fan of hearing Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, and every talentless pop singer throw meaningless lyrics over an electronic beat to sell a few million albums. That shit is ruining my daily work commute.
As a finance major who has gone down the accounting career path, I can’t blame you for switching majors. I figured I’d be ridiculously rich at a hedge fund firm by now.
Datingformuggles.com seems like the best route to find true love.
Yeeeaaaahhh… None of this has applied to me since college, but maybe I’m the only one.
From looking at their dad, I’m pretty sure “the awkward years” is a lifetime for them.
Already been removed. New link, Brian?
…. So who did she pick?
Crushed it today, Brian.
Beat me to it. Didn’t even read the article because I was wondering if there an actual grasp there or not.
Kicking & Screaming is Will Ferrell’s most underrated comedy. It’s one of my favorite Will Ferrell movies, too. Stranger Than Fiction is pretty good once you realize it won’t be a slap stick comedy.
So we’ve come back to the “Reasons My City Is Better Than Yours” articles. Meh.
I walked into PetsMart on a Saturday for dog treats; walked out with a new puppy.