Being unofficially forced to throw in money for my boss’s going away gift. He’s only been my boss for 3 months. PGP.

Telling myself “I’m only going to work here like a year tops”. That was 3 years ago. PGP

Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

Forget the freshman fifteen, the cubicle fifteen is real. PGP.

Every week is like finals week. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

Meal replacement bars and shakes make up the base of my food pyramid. PGP.

Currently doing someone else’s job who makes more than me. PGP.

Thinking about all the souls that have been devoured within these walls. PGP.