phdnotmd

Member Since 10/27/2017

  • phdnotmd 7 years ago on 6 Legitimate Questions I Have For New Yorkers

    Answers in order
    1. Greatest city in the world? kinda sorta maybe, aspects of it are amazing but we really just say this to justify why we spend all our money on rent and $6 miller lites on not saving for a down payment on a house.
    2. Affording to live here can be a problem but the best option is living with roommates and maxing out work happy hours. Or have wealthy parents. Wealthy parents is a better option
    3. no one cares
    4. home from a night out? if alone and less than an 8 on the drunk scale, subway. More drunk or with a girl, cab/lyft/uber. Gotta be careful passing out on the subway though b/c you’ll end up in coney island or half way to white plains
    5. if they live in another borough, it is a long distance relationship, pack a bag for the weekends or filter them out of the potential dating pool immediately
    6. they NJ hate happens b/c they are idiots

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