Happy birthday to the ultimate time waster. If it wasn’t for you, I’d still be mulling around eBaums World and Break everyday.

Pacquiao vs. Bradley 2 happens Sat., April 12 live on pay-per-view.

I work with at least three of these people.

Labor through the beginning and watch until the end. Trust me.

NAHHHHHHHH ZAPINYAAAAA BABAGEETSIBABAH

GRYFFINDOR! In fact, you can look up every cultural reference by year on the show on The Office Time Machine. Say goodbye to your afternoon.

Jeff Bridges as the Giver? I’m in. Pretty sure this book was required reading in every fifth grade classroom ever. A classic finally makes its way onto the silver screen.

This is kind of…beautiful? Hot, maybe? Both? Just two total strangers sucking face on a whim and letting someone film it. Putting yourself in an incredibly vulnerable position for all of the internet to see takes some serious guts and I respect the hell out of that. Also, if you’re offended by the dude-on-dude/gal-on-gal kissing, grow the fuck up and join the rest of us in the 21st century.