Posts an article about how she doesn’t mind male attention that most consider unwelcome on the same day that she changes her display picture to a bikini pic. A true lady of the people.
Someone walking around the neighborhood with a travel mug alone? Questionable. Someone walking their dog around the neighborhood with a travel mug? Little guy just needed some exercise, nothing suspicious here. It’s a genius move.
I proposed on a foot bridge. A narrow foot bridge with lots of gaps between the boards. I was practically begging for that thing to immediately be dropped in the river. Don’t be stupid with an expensive ring, people.
This was some absolutely phenomenal writing. I’m starting my bartending career tonight, but it’s at a taproom, not a club, so it’ll probably be a little less exciting than yours. Still, I get paid to be around and talk about beer. Pretty sweet gig if you ask me.
Also, looking at their Glassdoor, reported salaries for entry-level positions are WAY lower than I thought they’d be. Unless promotions run rampant among Analysts, I don’t know that it’d be worth it other than to have it on the resume.
Went to the gym yesterday, still sore from Monday’s workout. None of my gym buddies were there, so I gave a halfassed workout for about half an hour and left to go drink beer. I may have a motivation problem.
The hour I spent riding a jet ski in Cabo may have been the single best hour of my life. I need to recapture that. If anyone needs me, I’ll be researching ways to make enough money to afford a jet ski.
That’s what I’ve got as well. He’s short, stumpy, possibly autistic, and almost constantly an embarrassment to the family, but damn if he isn’t a cute little bugger.
Pro tip to any single dudes out there, get a corgi. Every girl will want to stop and talk to you or come over and meet him.
The Rainbow Bridge always reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where the man avoids being lured into hell because “Any place that’s too high-falutin’ for Rip is too fancy for me.” If all dogs don’t go to heaven, count me out.
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“I’d rather just have the sex and avoid any sort of argument.”
You’re ready for marriage. Have sex with her so she doesn’t remember what she was about to yell at you for. Also because you get sex.
I can respect free guac.
Dude looks like Eddie Redmayne as Stephen Hawking and is 100% outkicking his coverage with that girl.
Posts an article about how she doesn’t mind male attention that most consider unwelcome on the same day that she changes her display picture to a bikini pic. A true lady of the people.
Moe’s is only good for their salsa selection, and Qdoba for their queso. Nothing else at either place has any flavor. Chipotle is my ride or die.
“Isn’t the point of dating to meet someone you would want to marry?”
Oh, moms. So sweet and well intentioned, but so naïve.
Someone walking around the neighborhood with a travel mug alone? Questionable. Someone walking their dog around the neighborhood with a travel mug? Little guy just needed some exercise, nothing suspicious here. It’s a genius move.
I proposed on a foot bridge. A narrow foot bridge with lots of gaps between the boards. I was practically begging for that thing to immediately be dropped in the river. Don’t be stupid with an expensive ring, people.
This was some absolutely phenomenal writing. I’m starting my bartending career tonight, but it’s at a taproom, not a club, so it’ll probably be a little less exciting than yours. Still, I get paid to be around and talk about beer. Pretty sweet gig if you ask me.
Yeah, I guess that wouldn’t account for bonuses. That would explain some things.
Also, looking at their Glassdoor, reported salaries for entry-level positions are WAY lower than I thought they’d be. Unless promotions run rampant among Analysts, I don’t know that it’d be worth it other than to have it on the resume.
I’d guess distance is the biggest factor? My gym is 8 miles away. Not gonna be jogging that and working out after.
Went to the gym yesterday, still sore from Monday’s workout. None of my gym buddies were there, so I gave a halfassed workout for about half an hour and left to go drink beer. I may have a motivation problem.
Some of us have homes we have to pay for.
I think I’ve spent more time searching for jobs at work than I have at home, and that includes my days of unemployment.
The hour I spent riding a jet ski in Cabo may have been the single best hour of my life. I need to recapture that. If anyone needs me, I’ll be researching ways to make enough money to afford a jet ski.
PB&J and pretzels every day of my internship in grad school. Lunch cost me $5 a week, because that’s what I could afford.
That’s what I’ve got as well. He’s short, stumpy, possibly autistic, and almost constantly an embarrassment to the family, but damn if he isn’t a cute little bugger.
Pro tip to any single dudes out there, get a corgi. Every girl will want to stop and talk to you or come over and meet him.
The Rainbow Bridge always reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where the man avoids being lured into hell because “Any place that’s too high-falutin’ for Rip is too fancy for me.” If all dogs don’t go to heaven, count me out.
She’d probably prefer “miss”