It was shocking to me to find that his qualifications are actually pretty good. Graduated summa cum laude and awarded several honors as top attorney in his area. I would absolutely want to party with this guy, I’m just kind of surprised that I wouldn’t be worried to have him as my attorney.
I think it’s about the shift in what you want out of the bar experience. When you were 18, you wanted somewhere that would serve you, so you went to the shittiest bars. Upperclassman, you went somewhere you could party and pick up girls. Right after college, you’re trying to be a little more sophisticated, so you go to the bougie bars and fancy night clubs. You’ve tried all the types of bars right now, so you want something that fits you. Sounds to me like a laid back lounge would probably be your best bet. They’re few and far between, but the kind of bar with big comfy leather chairs, lots of books, and a board game selection might be the kind of place for you. If you’re going to spend your few free hours relaxing, why not do it somewhere you can actually relax?
If we had a “ranking” system here I would guess it’d be:
Intern > Entry Level > Assistant Manager > Middle Manager
And it would stop there because being in middle management is the ultimate PGP.
Moreover, seeing the protesters there really confuses me. Do you really think you’re going to change someone’s political worldview on a poster board with some puffy paint and markers? I don’t get what the goal is for these protesters, other than to jerk themselves off (metaphorically, I hope.)
I left a job like that for a sizeable cut in pay and it was 100% worth it. They just called me last week to see if I wanted to come back. I couldn’t help but laugh.
I once got stuck in a small rural town in WV during a snowstorm and seriously considered restarting my life there with nothing but three days of clothes and my car. I get you.
As much as England gets wrong (the pound, monarchy, not being America), their mentality toward public transit is perfect. You get on the train, shut the fuck up, and get off the train when it’s your stop. Apparently the Tube is almost silent even during rush hour.
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Or guys who finally realized they need to get the fuck out and want the girl to do it.
Waking up too hungover and too late to make it to brunch on time. PGP.
I would definitely hire the hot applicant over the not hot applicant every time, all qualifications being equal. It’s a no brainer.
It was shocking to me to find that his qualifications are actually pretty good. Graduated summa cum laude and awarded several honors as top attorney in his area. I would absolutely want to party with this guy, I’m just kind of surprised that I wouldn’t be worried to have him as my attorney.
Getting citrus juice on my skin means I’m wasting precious marg, and that simply ain’t happenin.
I think it’s about the shift in what you want out of the bar experience. When you were 18, you wanted somewhere that would serve you, so you went to the shittiest bars. Upperclassman, you went somewhere you could party and pick up girls. Right after college, you’re trying to be a little more sophisticated, so you go to the bougie bars and fancy night clubs. You’ve tried all the types of bars right now, so you want something that fits you. Sounds to me like a laid back lounge would probably be your best bet. They’re few and far between, but the kind of bar with big comfy leather chairs, lots of books, and a board game selection might be the kind of place for you. If you’re going to spend your few free hours relaxing, why not do it somewhere you can actually relax?
I love when my wife doesn’t finish her food. More for me.
If we had a “ranking” system here I would guess it’d be:
Intern > Entry Level > Assistant Manager > Middle Manager
And it would stop there because being in middle management is the ultimate PGP.
Did you feel that you had all the resources necessary to perform in this relationship?
Would you recommend me as a partner to a friend or colleague?
Dude. Don’t kill the bar.
Moreover, seeing the protesters there really confuses me. Do you really think you’re going to change someone’s political worldview on a poster board with some puffy paint and markers? I don’t get what the goal is for these protesters, other than to jerk themselves off (metaphorically, I hope.)
It doesn’t matter when you go to bed, 5:30 AM is always going to suck.
Fat Sandwich was the one place in Chicago that I always wanted to go when I lived there, but never made it there. One of these days…
“We bought twenty pairs of knockoff Yeezys and sent them to Will deFries, along with one wool sock and this is what happened.”
I left a job like that for a sizeable cut in pay and it was 100% worth it. They just called me last week to see if I wanted to come back. I couldn’t help but laugh.
I think if you just post up in the office, they might forget they didn’t hire you and just pay you anyway.
I once got stuck in a small rural town in WV during a snowstorm and seriously considered restarting my life there with nothing but three days of clothes and my car. I get you.
Assuming I don’t get scheduled to work (I probably will), I’ll have a free day near the end of July and I’m so excited.
As much as England gets wrong (the pound, monarchy, not being America), their mentality toward public transit is perfect. You get on the train, shut the fuck up, and get off the train when it’s your stop. Apparently the Tube is almost silent even during rush hour.
So… you got a vasectomy in secret, right?